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College.
Nishimura Riki.
Those two together was like someone saying, "Yo, my girlfriend cheated on me with 7x7=49." Those two together was like Heeseung saying he did NOT care that much when he lost his grape ice vape for the fourth time. Those two together was like Sunghoon and Jay saying they dont fight like the angels and devils from a devils dont fly glmv.
Riki was not a college guy. Or a school guy. Or anything other than bitching with his group of 5 other little delinquents bitches with gpas of under 2.0 and a likelihood of living past 25 being about 2%. Sure Riki couldve had a 4.0 gpa if it only required looks, dumbass friends and an unhealthy emotional blockage when it came to women. If Riki was cool in a street swag way and not a looks like he lives on the street swag type of way hed probably be in Jakes shitty fraternity with a choking hazard tanktop and sweatpants where those 'feminists' who were really just intense man haters couldve caught his print or whatever.
Anyway.
Currently, it had only been a few weeks since he moved into his dorm with Jake as his roommate and the others just a couple rooms over. The current room arrangements being:
Him and Jake, Sunghoon and Heeseung, and Jay and Sunoo.
The cons of this arrangement was that he quickly found another reason to hate it before even getting to lectures with Mr. Jang.
The noise. Having fun friends that set off the smoke alarms every 3 business days, if a business day stood for an hour and a half with their unhealthy habits that mainly consisted of drugs, cigarettes and vapes. No judgement man, he was a perpetrator too. But god if he had ONE more student council slut show up with a clipboard that had anime drawings and sweat stains on it he might bust a blood vessel before any of those measly little nerds busted their nut on anything that wasnt their own hand.
Heeseung played LOUD music, Sunghoon scrolled on reels like he was a performative matcha boy listening to clairo instead of a hot vampire looking loser, Jay screaming at them to shut the fuck up while calling his poor grandmother who seemed uncomfortable with the fucking porn Sunoo and Jake had to watch for their biology assessment on reproduction. Gross. And Riki? Well.. he listened to shit with horrendous names but a nasty beat. And if there was a girl getting railed on the album cover? Well that was something his roommate and loser friend could incorporate into their presentation cover too.
Another shitty part about college was that the girls acted like extras in high school musical, sure there were definitely some normal ones, but the rest? Riki would rather join biology and a call with Jay's grandmother. Being 6 hot, young guys with immaculate style and vibe attracted people (and repelled those student council cucks that he'll get VERY into later...) Well maybe 5 hot young guys, subtract Heeseung. The fucking unc couldve lived to a hundred about a million times before Riki was born.
"Shit man, i can hear your bones creaking from here. Did your grandchildren reach the triple digits when dinosaurs were introduced?" He snickered, ego boosting when the other 5 snickered as well. And BOY was saying that the worst idea ever because the next thing you know, the bitchass guy next door had sent over another student council member. Because of course when they all decided to skip and make fun of grandpa over here in the crammed space of Sunoos and Jays dorm, theyd get a complaint filed. Ugh that guy was probably just mad he was getting cockblocked by the giggling of 6 grown men next door that for sure all had bigger dicks than him anyway because nerd bitches dont get blessed with big dicks like the cool kids do. Suck on it, loser.
Riki, being the noble, slightly pissed off guy he was decided it was the perfect escape from that disgusting mint vape sunoo was currently inhaling like the younger sibling gasping for air after being drowned by the older in the 'big kid pool.' He was getting SO ready to throw hands at whoever was sent to the door, hyping himself up too while the others continued sexting randoms on tinder like they always did for entertainment.
The door swung open.
"Listen man, I don't care who sent you but w-"
Damn.
The others clearly heard the pause and looked over and DAMN.
Yang Jungwon.
Standing right there.
At his glorious 5'8, perfect posture, perfect milky white skin that looked like silk cloaked his whole body and perfect facial structure and cat like features. The naked man lubing up on Jake's laptop screen seemed to get hard just looking at Jungwon too even though he was on some sketchy site and not really there.
Whoever Jungwons parents were Riki mentally added to his bucket list to get on his knees and thank them like they had given him an ocean after being stranded in the desert for months. And clearly, his friends seemed to agree.
“There’s been a noise complaint filed against you…” Jungwon counted the six, whispering the numbers as he pointed. “You six. One of many in only the first few weeks.”
One thing about Riki is that when he sees a BADDD bitch, he dont play. Another thing about Riki is that hes a dumb fuck when it comes to the ladies, and this glorious humanoid infront of him certaintly was NOT a lady.
Riki was coldhearted. Not intentionally, no. But he just lacked emotional intelligence when it came to romance. Exibit A being his first crush in second grade. The poor girl was only trying to ask him for the scissors when he locked up. Staring right into her eyes like a scene in a corny romance drama while blushing and sweating profusely. The girl, even in the age of the single digits, had enough brain cells to think if he was sick and told the teacher. He got sent home after and never wanted to see the light of day ever again. Exibit B was arguably WAY worse due to him being a stubborn little fuck that refused to listen to his friends. His first girlfriend in seventh grade. This story had been shared in the groupchat almost as many times as Heeseung bailed on a date because he overslept. This story was the sole reason Riki became the villian like delinquent he was today. Well not really but it added to his character.
In seventh grade, Riki had harboured a major crush on a girl named Eunseo Kim. Eunseo was pretty, she was kind, she was NOT the type of person that looked like they would ever even LOOK at Riki. Riki? The sick freak loved the chase and Eunseo was a fucking track star. Unlucky for her, Riki was also D1 yearner for a toxic lover, his friends never failing to make fun of him even though they were no better than him.
All good things come to an end though because when he finally caught up, he shot her a quick snap of his wall and a caption along the lines of "Hey, i like u. Wanna be my gf?". Immature sure, but he was in seventh grade, his voice hadnt even dropped yet and he was still the size of Sunghoon's toe. Nevertheless, she said yes, like most girls do when theyre desperate for drama and love. And for a while, things were good. He walked her to class, facetimed, bought her things.
Until.
February 14th. Valentines day of 8th grade.
The relationship had lasted a couple months. From November to February of the next year. Pretty solid for his first relationship if he had to say so. His friends would always bitch about her meeting someone else though.
"Holy shit, shes literally cheating on you" Sunoo hissed in history from across the classroom, earning a scowl from the 7 students in between them.
"No she isnt!" Poor old naive Riki hissed back.
If only he knew.
At recess, he was walking with Jay to the rest of the group when he heard giggling. He recognised that giggle, Eunseo's giggle. Being the devoted boyfriend he was, he decided to go say hi, turning the corner, he expected to see his girlfriend and her friends. Not some massive dude leaning over her like a pair of e-daters on roblox.
"What the fuck?" He choked out before he could stop it. Jay hitting what could only be described as the fucking speed face but back in the day before it existed in the corner.
Eunseo turned, face dropping while the guy looked up, raising an eyebrow.
"Hey man, you mind leaving me and my girlfriend alone for a sec?" He rasped, voice deeper than the shitty kids pool he had to swim in for lessons before he started dancing.
Girlfriend.
Eunseo was about to cut in, defend herself but Riki just dragged Jay away.
It didnt take long to move on but the groupchat clowned him for months after that, the day seeming to mock him and his failing heart.
Anyway, back to where Riki was currently standing, staring down at Yang Jungwons blonde halo of long messy hair. God, he was 80% sure he was salivating. Unable to talk, sweat creeping down the back of his neck. How had he never seen THE Yang Jungwon before!? He had heard of him through practically everyone he knew, especially the other five.
Jake going on and on about how the 'little blonde angel' had smiled at him today while blushing and giggling like a little girl.
Jay, telling his grandmother about how the 'student council boy' helped him with something today. Helped JAY!?
Sunoo and his newest wattpad obsession with omegaverse.
"Jungwon would definitely be an omega." He'd sighed dreamily, licking a strawberry lollipop like it was Jungwon's face.
Sunghoon, stalking through his social media vigorously, taking a slow sip of his drink that definitely was NOT juice.
And Heeseung, phone in hand vape in the other was SMILING at his phone. Not the usual smirk, a genuine happy smile. One that made him look like they were back in highschool.
"Who ya textin'?" Riki asked, curiosity killing the cat.
"No one" Heeseung scowled back, shutting off his phone and pocketing it.
"If you say so..."
Later, Riki heard him talking to Jake about how cute he was, despite his bitchy attitude, Jungwon seemed like an angel.
Riki didn't know what he looked like he sure did now when he heard Jake jump up like an exited puppy, snapping him out of his Jungwon induced flashbacks and daze.
"JUNGWON!"
Riki whipped around, glaring at Jake that had now escaped the porn covered laptop and was running full speed towards the door. He blinked, wondering if Jungwon was really an angel sending him down to the deep dark pits of hell when Jake materialised next to him, leaning on the door frame.
"So, what're you doing here won?" Jake asked, smiling charmingly as if he hadn't just crushed Riki into the wall.
Smooth. Real smooth.
He couldnt really blame him though, or the others that were now all VERY avoidant of looking at the doorway were Jungwon was wearing an oversized hoodie that was scented suspiciously like the same grape flavoured toxins from Heeseungs vape as well as some loose sweatpants that hung off his hip bones. He looked surprisingly soft for someone who was an alleged bitch.
"Noise complaint from next door." Jungwon deadpanned, and god. His voice. If Riki wasn't already halfway in love, he definitely was now.
"This is the third one of the week, cut it out." Jungwon continued, and if the authority wasn't hot, Riki would go back and relive the Eunseo situation a hundred times.
And then Jungwon turned and left, Riki, Jake and the other 4 in the back, now silent, were 100% looking at his ass and long slope of his legs covered by the sweatpants.
The noise skyrocketed the second Jungwon turned the corner.
"What the fuck!?" Riki yelled at the group, Jake still longinly staring at the now shut door.
"What?" The other 5 answer in unison.
"Wh- Who the fuck was going to warn me that THAT is what THE Yang Jungwon looks like!?"
"We told you he was pretty." Sunoo chimed in, unpausing the fucking sex tape he was playing, Jake unlodging from the door and sliding back next to him like a puzzle piece in one of those ai asmr videos.
"Not THAT pretty!" Riki yelled only to his dismay as the others sneered at him for being so obvious. "And why does he smell like heeseung!?"
Heeseung, still getting unasked for tit pics finally looked up, stilling when the 5 other vultures glare at him, the same question in all of their minds.
"Don't look at me like that, a guy's tryna tap. Had to scent him somehow." HE shrugged nonchalantly, backing away to his phone.
"Omegaverse!?" Sunoo screamed, immediately being slapped over the mouth by Jay.
And fuck, because that started a whole new argument Riki wasn't ready for, busying himself with a plot to make Jungwon his.