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When the S.H.I.E.L.D higher-ups had first appointed him the head of the Avengers initiative, Nick Fury had never thought it’d boil down to this. All the job description said was to give them orders and get their asses into gear. He’d always known Stark would be a pain, but he’d never expected it to be like this.
Nick Fury never expected that six extraordinary people would manage to downgrade him from highly lauded international super spy to highly underpaid babysitter.
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- Part 1 of The Stony!Verse
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It’s quiet except for Tony’s light snores and it’s nice. He lets out one last chuckle at the thought of Nick Fury in an apron and settles in for exactly two and a half minutes before the door busts open, hitting the wall with a crack.
And lo and behold, Nick Fury is standing in the doorframe, holding a plate full of toaster strudel, and wearing a pink, frilly apron.
He levels Steve with a look and a nod, saying “Rogers,” before turning to were Tony lay, half awake from the commotion and curling into Steve’s side.
“Excuse me, Stark. But did you just see me and run the other way? You do realize that I am still your commanding officer, don’t you? And I was doing you a favor. The last time Thor tried to use a toaster he put a hole the size of your big ass head in the wall.”
Tony groans and presses his face into Steve’s neck. Steve honestly has no clue what to do in this situation. It’s just too bizarre.
“Five more minutes, mom,” Tony grumbles and Fury looks like he’s about to blow a gasket.
“What did you just call me?” he yells.
Steve’s pretty sure that he should be confused or weirded out or angry or something. But really he’s just amused, mostly because this is just so ridiculous but also because he’s struck by an odd urge to call the director Mama Fury.
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The World's Most Underpaid Babysitter
by joannakth