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women's hearts are lethal weapons (did you hold mine and feel threatened?) by freakydeakyfriday
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
07 Apr 2026
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Summary
Katie isn't a goddess. She can't be. She's a dog, yeah, but not a goddess. She's patiently counting down the days until Maximus and Robleis realise this too. She wonders if she patiently counting down the days until her own death. She hopes she's not. She knows she is.
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Katie B is a goddess, and everyone is too blind to see it except two insane devouts who are determined to keep her hidden away from the world. Until, of course, she sneaks out, finds a boat, and stumbles across Jschlatt's island.
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Tubbo doesn't know who this kid is. She's small, and underweight, and scars coat her arms and legs. What he does know, however, is the noise of pain in her voice as she lies and twists words so that he believes her. It's painfully familiar, but simultaneously... not? When Tommy lies, he's relying on his natural charm. When Katie lies, there's something almost magic about her words. Look, how could he have known a scruffy 15 year old kid was a fucking goddess!