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Unusual happenings in the zombie apocalypse

Summary:

This was inspired by the post yap of session 8 dnd. Schpood and Spydeys Pov.

Notes:

First main account fic and its this...
English isn't my first language so please bear with me on the coma placements. Also big thanks to BriarIsabella9. Their fic lowkey inspired me to write crack.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Spydey holds her iron knife shakily in her hand. Gripping tightly. Jonathan is right beside her just as jumpy, but he's always like that.

'𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢!' Thunder crackles aimlessly in the rain. They're in front of the green filled mansion. Broken windows and molds adorn the once nice place.

"𝙁𝙤𝙧-𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙚... " The split headed zombie says as his last words. Wifies holds a katana slowly approaching the weakened undead.

Spydey doesn't like Ish. Not after what he did to 4c – David. She corrects in her mind.

But she pitys him as Wifies is about to slash Ish one final time. She knows how much those attacks hurt. As Wifies betrayed her in her most vulnerable state. Threatening to kill her and Jonathan.

Wifies raises the katana as Ish gurgles in pain. But then '𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!' A sound of a...whip?

She turns to wherever the sound came from. And Jonathan is holding a whip. A whip!? Wifies stopped his attack. Surprised at the sound too. Looking at the source of the sound.

Suddenly Jonathan whips him. Unlocking his inner dictator/dominatrix or something vibe. (I have no idea what I'm writing either bro.)

Saving Ish. Spydey just has her jaw dropped. While Jonathan is currently 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 the man into submission. Screaming about the power dynamic switching or something.

'𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢!' Five more lightning strikes appear behind Ish. The zombie now holding a film camera. Recording the wild scene. Where did he even get that?

'𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢!' Ten more lightning strikes behind the split headed zombie. Ok why is there so many lightning strikes happening and why specifically behind Ish? I mean it was cool at first but now it-

'𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!'

The whip sounds again. And Spydey is now once again. Unfortunate to see the sight of Jonathan whipping Wifies again. The man she considers her only family left. Is laughing like maniac while on a total power trip, and 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 enjoying it too.

She had a weird dream the night Jonathan left her. About the witch or Chuck. That was his name right? The ghost haunting her in her dream. Talking about how Jonathan apparently likes people insulting him. Completely slandering him.

Totally wrong about that too. The bandaged man is 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 having way more fun having control over people it seems. Wifies is just muttering out odd censored swears like 'freaking' for some reason...

'𝘽𝙤𝙤𝙢!' Ten more lightning strikes behind Ish again. Genuinely what is happening?? She looks a bit closer at the nosy still recording zombie and notices a sparkling copper rod stabbed into Ishs side. Shining as another five lightning strikes behind the zombie.

Spydey doesn't know what's happening. Jonathan has gone insane and lighting keeps striking every ten seconds. The crack of the whip is not helping either.

Suddenly at the last lightning strike. A familiar blue figure rises up from the ground. She can see the slime around the bullet hole of his face. The single ammo a stark reminder of her sin. She's definitely hallucinating now.

"4- David is that you?" She asks quietly. '𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!' the whip still cracks in the background.

"Spydey!" 4c yells in glee. Rushing to hug her. She freezes for a second before reciprocating the hug. "4c – I–I'm so sorr-" She sobs into his chest "I didn't m-ean t-too-" She stumbles on her words. 4c just hugs her tighter.

"Hey. Its okay. I know and I'm not mad at you." 4c wipes away the girls tears from her cheek. "I'm sorry I forgot about you." "4c-"

'𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!'

"Hey what's that?" 4c says turning to look at the scene. "Woah no, no, 𝘯𝘰. Let's just not Jonathan is really busy..." Spydey redirects the blue slime.

'𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!'

Spydey sighs mentally exhausted as another 5 lightning strikes hit behind Ish.

"Spydey." 4c turns to the tired girl making her smile. Even if the past few hours have been horrible atleast her best friend is here again. '𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠!' Oh and Jonathan laughing madly in the background.

"What is it 4c?" "I want ice cream..." 4c pouts making her chuckle. "Ok I think Jonathan has a lot of your ice cream in his bags. Let me go get it for you."

She hurries to Jonathan abandoned bags. Which were originally 4cs but she doesn't want to think about that. Ignoring the various whipping and multiple lighting strikes in the background.

She pulls out two bowls of melted ice cream. One strawberry (4cs favourite) and one chocolate for her. She holds the two bowls. Going to 4c until the guy is already like blocks ahead of her. Chasing a butterfly.

How could she forget 4cs most worrying and annoying habbit of them all? "4C!" she yells rushing to the slime while the bowls of melted ice-cream fill with rain water.

Somehow 8 more lightning strikes appears even if it was drizzling now. While Jonathan laughs maniacally. 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠! the whip sounds again.

 

It was the early morning now. Still dark and the sun still hasn't risen yet. It took her all night to get 4c or David back, to the ruined mansion where everybody else was.

"I got the boat." Jonathan says proudly. WiFi just looks roughed up. But glistening for some reason? Looking at the man closely she can see somehow see wires? Huh-

"aggshebd" Ish gurgles grossly interrupting her thoughts. Now wearing two fedoras on each part of his split head. How he got it? No idea...

But too many crazy things have happened these past few hours. So she doesn't want to question things anymore.

She just wants to leave this city. And now with Jonathan and 4c by her side? Their couldn't be a better time.

Even if she didn't find a cure for her father. She's got a new family now. And she's going to protect them this time. She won't let her dad's wish for her to live go to waste.

 

"Wi-Wifies can you move a bit to the left?" "Sure." Wife deadpans squeezing into the little space the bamboo boat has left.

For some reason. The two people that tormented them these past few days are on the boat with 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. She doesn't know why, but she's more focus on not getting her organs smushed on the cramp boat.

Something like this was not made for five people and it shows. Well one of them is a big zombie, so that doesn't really help with their space problem either.

She's about to thank Wifies out of habit. Before Jonathan– no wait 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 stops her. Talking about keeping the power dynamic or something.

She doesn't really understand. But she's glad. Cause she doesn't want to express gratitude to Wifies in any sort of way after manipulating her anyway.

Also apparently Jonathan's real name is actually John. John Chungus. Which is crazy and extremely stupid. But Jonatha–John finally trusted her enough to reveal his real name.

And she is in no way betraying that trust ever. It is kind of a insane coincidence on how close she was to guessing his actual name. Well first name atleast...

To be honest she wants to still call him Jonathan. It felt more familiar too her after calling him that for so long. 'Jonathan' it was kind of a longer version of his name anyway.

4c doesn't really mind when she calls him 4c instead of David too. So hopefully its the same for Jonathan.

Anyway she really does hope that they get to wherever their heading quicker.

She's completely smushed on the left side of the boat. Ish just keeps stealing her crown. Somehow gurgling in a high pitched manner. She doesn't want to make assumptions...

No wait she does, but she's pretty sure Ish is mocking her. And it's really annoying.

Jonathan is still yelling at Wifies. And the only thing keeping her sane is 4cs excessive yapping about where their going to.

Something about a blue kingdom? She doesn't know if those kinds of places exist anymore. But if 4c somehow managed to come back to life. Then anything is possible.

She's never been to a kingdom before. Even in all of her travels, so she's actually pretty excited.

"Hey guys look!" Jonathan yells. Pointing at the beautiful sunrise. There's even a double rainbow there but she doesn't think Jonathan notices. Well he is old after all.

Spydey eats her melted ice cream along with 4c and Jonathan. The trio watching in awe as the first time they saw such a sight.

Zombie Ish pulls out a camera, probably wanting to catch the moment. While Wifies pulls out his precious spyglass. To help him see the view closer.

They all boat off into the sunset. And lived happily ever after ig.

Notes:

I know this is crack and all but if you can please give me constructive criticism.

Edit: Ugh dude I totally missed my chance to make a SFAWTDE ref ugggghh... Also Wifies got bit, but he isn't infected because if you know, you know ;)