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    Based off of the prompt idea by elluvias-

    Bilbo Baggins is a boring, plain, dull Lit. Professor who may or may not actually be one of the most notorious gentleman thieves to have never been caught. He’s quite respectable now, no need for adventures, no need for anything regarding the Thieves Guild to which he may or may not have been the heir of. Except an old friend of his mother’s has brought a troupe of men to his front door and has utterly upended his quiet life. Now he’s being dragged across the world Contracted as a ‘burglar’ (which he is NOT, well he is, but not anymore and WHY DOES GANDALF ALWAYS RUIN EVERYTHING?) to help this rag tag group of misfits and finds himself being taken in by the leader’s charisma.
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    Erebor is a mysterious city, not much is known about it, and even less is said.

    Smaug may have bought out Erebor Steam Co., but before he can gain access to it, he has to find it first.

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