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Two figures browsed the shelves of their local popmart, scanning carefully for the perfect box… their footsteps patter through the aisles. These two figures just so happen to be the one and only Furina and Shadow Milk Cookie!!!
“Furina I can’t find the stupid Miku Labubu” shadow milk chattered with annoyance, the zestyness in his voice reaching an all time high out of annoyance.
”Shadow milk you just have to keep looking!!” Furina sighed deeply and adjusted her hat, “it has to be somewhere, check on the lower shelves! Fight someone for it if you must… errr- I take that back. Just look for it.” Furina’s brow morphed into a frown, showing her displeasure in Shadow milk’s incompetence.
The two of them continued to examine every shelf, taking time and care to inquire upon every boxes label. The chaotic pair chatted and with the occasional snarky comment they had found their way to the back of the popmart. Then they spotted what they had been hunting for all along… THE ONE AND ONLY 24 KARROT GOLD HATSUNE MIKU LABUBU!!!!! It was truly beautiful, a work of art among scraps of nothing. Its beautiful cyan pony tails and tie only enhanced its beauty!
“Furina… it’s there!” Shadow milk chirped zestily.
”it’s truly magnificent, Shadow milk you have your balaclava right?” Furina inquired.
”as always, I’m never not prepared for heist!”
The duo slipped on their color coded balaclavas and tried not to look too suspicious (they looked very suspicious). They pocketed the Hatsune Miku Labubu into their lululemon tote bag and made a run for it. Their feet pounded across the popmart floor and soon the exist was in sight. Then the security guards appeared…
The security guards were none other than Sonic The Hedgehog and Jinx. Jinx twirled her pistol and smirked while Sonic bounced from foot to foot impatiently.
“Jinx, what should we do to them, they keep breaking in and their eyes are clearly bloodshot” Sonic droned much to Jinx’s boredom.
”shush hedgehog! They’re clearly high! So if we blow them up we’ll just say they snorted too many Sephora testers!” Jinx speaks with a conviction that makes Sonic question whether or not she’s insane.
“maybe they got into the perfume section? Or was it the lipgloss?”
The two speculate as Furina and Shadow milk silently sneak out the back door. Furina sighs a deep sigh of relief when they manage to escape.
“Now we just have to sacrifice it to Baby-Saja. That shouldn’t be too hard, right?” Furina manages to mutter.
“It’ll be easier than that time we tried to summon Tisha” shadow milk adds.
”that’s very true!”