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A Knight in Shining Tin Foil and A Vampire Enter a Bar... by misfitmonarchy for Magabet (IceCreamAndChocolateMints)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jun 2026
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"There's one thing that rips out a jugular that clean. It's not a heavenly demon, it's not a full blooded demon— there's not a potent enough energy signature. It's feeding off qi. It's rare enough that they sent me to deal with it and felt like I needed a little knight in shining tin foil to protect me."
"Oi—"
"Face it." Jiang Cheng murmurs, face drawing close. "What is the one monster that comes to mind?"
Liu Qingge swallows dryly. He knew it too, when he'd been playing with the idea of it a week ago on the assignment. What had all those things in common?
"But… Vampires are not classified as a demon."
"I never said it was a demon; I said it was a monster."
--OR the one where Liu Qingge is a modern cultivator and Jiang Cheng is part of the board of directors at Cang Qiong Sect. They have to solve a murder case together... Only, the suspect isn't the only one with secrets...