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1. ChatGPT is a terrible wingman by AdagiaFane

   Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   16 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Peter Parker/Wade Wilson
   • Wade Wilson
   • Peter Parker
   • First Time
   • Identity Reveal
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Casual Sex
   • but like in the Chappell Roan way
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Feelings Realization
   • Top Peter Parker
   • Bottom Wade Wilson
   • Humor
   • patheticfangirl's Valentine's Schlock 2026

   Summary

   "I mean, I wasn't expecting a Noah. Not from a hook-up app. But, like..."

   Wade let him sit until it looked like he was about to start crying, and that was totally fucking unacceptable.

   "But it was special for you, and he didn't act like it was special for him?" Wade offered.

   "Yeah," Peter said, sounding small and defeated, like a teacup poodle who hadn't even managed to master 'sit.'

   ---

   Peter makes a romantic blunder, and Wade kisses him and makes it better.

    

   For ValSchlock prompt: ChatGPT's Bad Dating Advice

   Series

   • Part 4 of Gia’s 2026 Schlock

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