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Study Group:
03:42 am
Ash: Oh my god
Ash: He's actually so annoying
Fit: Its 3am this better be important
Tubbo: You have 5 minutes before i go back to studying
Slime: My ears are open!
Fit: We’re just waiting on your response Pac
Pac: Oh yeah right
Pac: Please tell us everything
Ash: Ok so
Ash: *Dramatic pause*
Ash: Its fucking 3am and i hear him on the phone talking about some guy he’s in love with and he’s laughing so loudly and its so annoying and im gonna die!!!!
Slime: Awww is someone jelly?
Ash: Of what?
Slime: That you're not the guy he’s talking about
Ash: Ew what
Fit: Woah bro “ew” really?
FIt: Me and Pac are right here
Ash: Yes and the both of you are gross
Pac: Wowwwwww
Fit: Wowwwwww
Fit: Repeat that so the people in the back can hear
Ash: You and your brazilian boyfriend are G R O S S
Fit: Wowwwwww
Pac: Wowwwwww
Tubbo: Ok this is boring im going back to studying
Ash: WAIT
Ash: Can you send me the assignment for the class?
Tubbo: Like I do all the time?
Ash: *giggles* yes
Slime: Ew bro
Slime: Never do that again *shakes head*
Pac: You guys are so cringe
Fit: Agreed *nods*
Pac: Not you too Fit
Tubbo: I'm leaving you losers
Slime: Oh no!!!!! What are we ever gonna do without you!!!!
Tubbo: You love me
Slime: Well i don't hate you
Ash: Can we focus on the problem?
Ash: I am in desperate need of sleep and he's giggling on the phone
Fit: So put a pillow over your head????
Ash: No
Pac: Ele quer ouvi-lo rir.
Ash: I keep asking you to teach me portuguese and you deny every time and then expect me to understand
Pac: Ele está tão apaixonado
Fit: I agree
Ash: Okay im opening google translate
Ash: AM NOT!!!!!
Tubbo: Guys please go to sleep
Tubbo: Or else we will all suffer hearing Ash’s whining tomorrow.
Ash: I don't whine
Pac: Yes you do
Fit: Yes you do
Tubbo: Yes you do
Slime: Yes you do
Slime: You whine into my ear every time the English professor gives you extra homework.
Fit: The n1 student in our class???? whines about homework????
Fit: How is that fair???????????
Ash: I dont WHINE i slightly COMPLAIN
Slime: Just admit it
Ash: OH MY GOD
Ash: HE'S GIGGLING AGAIN!!!!!!!
Fit: Well it's not like you're trying to sleep this time
Ash: Shut up
Slime: See he's whining about his roommate
Ash: I'm leaving all of you
Ash: I hope you guys get stuck with a roommate just as bad as mine!!!
Slime: I won't be in love with him so he wouldn't bother me as much
Ash: I actually cannot stand you
Fit: If you need some tips to ask him out contact me :)
Pac: LOL
Tubbo: LMFAO
Ash has left the groupchat
Slime has added Ash back to the groupchat
Ash: LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEE
Fit: You literally texted us
Ash: Bye bye
Slime: Such a cry baby
Goated GC
8:24 am
Tina: Who’s ready for another day of learning :))))))))
Cellbit: Tina wtf
Cellbit: Im not ready and i wasnt expecting you to be either
Roier: Tina, no estoy preparada para esto a las 8 de la mañana
Bagi: Mariana btw i have someone that is basically a genius in history
Bagi: In case you need help with the homework
Mariana: Oh yes thank you Bagi
Mariana: Send it to my ill make sure to ask them to help me out
Tina: Oh god the sun is so beautiful today
Tina: Feels like a day for a rainbow don’t you think
Roier: We have enough rainbows in this chat already
Mariana: JAJAJAJAJA
Cellbit: Hey who are you talking about!
Roier: Cough this is awkward
Tina: I have a biology test today
Tina: Someone make me an identical twin who knows biology
Bagi: So you're not actually that whimsical. Good, I was getting worried.
Mariana: Tina, no te preocupes, todavía creo que eres divertida.
Tina: I should have really taken spanish instead of biology
Cellbit: Guys its almost 9am start getting ready and go to class
Bagi: Ok dad
Roier: Old man
Mariana: I'm already in class
Tina: No thank you
Mariana & Unknown Number
8:52 am
Mariana: Hey man! This is Mariana from your history class i was hoping you could help me pass this test
Mariana: And all the others to come
Unknown Number: Hey! Yeah i can def help
Unknown Number: My name’s Slimecicle btw
Slimecicle: You can call me Slime or Charlie!
Mariana: Cool name
Slime: Thanks :)
Slime: What part do you need help with?
Mariana: Sort of all of it
Mariana: It seems like no matter how hard i try it all just flies out of my ears.
Slime: Yeah i get that sometimes. Im the same with Spanish
Mariana: Well then lets have a deal.
Mariana: You help me with History and i help you with Spanish.
Slime: Seriously?! That would be amazing!!!!
Mariana: Yeah of course just give me a time and place and we will meet up and talk about it.
Slime: Yeah! No problem!
Mariana & Ewron
9:08 am
Ewron: He’s genuinely the most attractive man i have ever seen
Mariana: ¡Maldita sea! ¡Otra vez no!
Ewron: No clue what you juts said there
Ewron: Anyways back to the important thing
Ewron: I want to make out with him passion style
Mariana: He has literally never looked at you? Why do you like him?
Ewron: No you don't get it
Ewron: It's this special connection we have!
Ewron: He ignores me and i fall in love more
Mariana: Sounds toxic as hell
Ewron: Just wait until we are together he will be the sweetest bf ever
Ewron: Albo mnie znienawidzi i umrę
Mariana: Oh god i need to tell you something
Mariana: Bagi gave me this number to help me with History and he seems so cool i wanna be his friend
Ewron: Buttttt…?
Mariana: He only speaks english :(
Mariana: I promised to help him with his Spanish but that can take years.
Ewron: At least he knows you exist and is kind to you
Mariana: Verdadero
Ewron: Okay im gonna go
Ewron: I need to go stalk the hallways to see him.
Mariana: Ok dude. Talk later.