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- Bood
- Okay bitches it's time to plan the next Bood's BBQ
- I'm thinking last weekend of the bye week (either Saturday or Sunday lmk which you'd prefer), if that works for everyone? All-Stars will be over and hopefully most people will be back from your vacations
- But let me know if you can't make it SOONER rather than LATER cuz we don't have much time to plan
- (kids welcome, dogs welcome, etc)
- Dykstra
- me and cait are in as always! either day works! cait's offering to bake a pie
- dibs on making the playlist 👍
- Hazey
- Dibs REVOKED, absolutely not, we're not doing this again
- But thank you Bood! Lisa is only free that Saturday, but she could swing by after her shift if Sunday is the only day that works for everyone.
- Barrett
- Is Harris invited?
- Bood
- Dude, of course Harris is invited. Harris was invited before YOU were invited.
- Barrett
- Okay. I can make either day. Harris will bring cider.
- Bood
- I can always count on my boy Harris
- Okay seriously @everyone can I just get a role call and a yes to Saturday?
- Dillon
- Yessir 🫡
- Chouinard
- Saturday's better for me!
- Young'n
- BOOD BBQ!!! BOOD BBQ!!!!
- LucaHaas
- Yes I can make it :)
- LaPointerDog
- Fuck, I can't, sorry, litterally not back in town till the morning of the game
- Homleboy
- all the way @Bood! happy to bring anything!
- Bood
- Okay, great all, Saturday it is!
- Hazey
- Wait, is Cap coming?
- Bood
- Of course cap is coming, ever since Hollzy joined the team when is he not coming?
- Young'n
- SHUT UP SHUT UPPPP HES GONNA MAKE A SEX JOKE
- Hazey
- Damn, we walked right into that one, Bood 😕😕😕
- Barrett
- @Young’n @LucaHaas @Holmeboy cover your eyes, young ones
- Bood
- I apologize in advance.
- Bood
- Nothing? Did we dodge a bullet here?
- Young'n
- caps afk were all safe 🎉🎉
- Dillon
- Gosh, I’ll regret asking when I’m inevitably mocked for this, but what’s “afk”?
- “as fuck ___”?
- Holmeboy
- LMAO IJBOL
- Young'n
- 🫵🫵 OLD
- LaPointerDog
- haha old
- Young'n
- @LaPointerDog JINX!! YOU OWE ME A SODA
- LaPointerDog
- jinx motherfcuker!!
- Young'n
- DOUBLE FUCKING JINX
- Bood
- Everybody stop yelling, Jesus Christ
- LucaHaas
- it is okay tanner i also don’t know what it means :)
- Dillon
- Luca's my favorite
- Hazey
- Haas is everyone’s favorite (I know this one! @Dillon: “away from keyboard”)
- Bood
- I forgot he and Hollz just never check their fucking messages on the weekends
- Dykstra
- wonder why that is lmao
- Chouinard
- Ew.
- Young'n
- HOMOPHOBIA???
- Chouinard
- Shut up, rook.
- Bood
- Except seriously, I need a headcount.
- Everyone shut up.
- @CapnRoz @Hollzy Trying to get a headcount for a last minute bbq! You guys in?
- CapnRoz
- ah i see you are all still being idiots
- but also yes, haas is favorite of course
- and we will have to see, sorry, do not know if we will be free
- very sad for all of you if we cannot
- will be so boring without us
- and hotness levels will be at record lows
- sorry :(
- Hazey
- Geez, tell us how you really feel cap, lol
- Young'n
- the fuck you mean you don't know??
- CapnRoz
- @Dillon afk is away from keyboard loser
- Barrett
- Roz, you are not young, you are not hip
- Young'n
- go to bed grandpa lol
- CapnRoz
- im benching you for rest of season, sorry 🤷♂️
- Bood
- Just checking: are you just mocking us or you guys actually can’t make it? I didn't think you guys were going on vacation or anything.
- But no worries if not!
- CapnRoz
- shane is sick 😔
- if he gets better, we will come, if he does not, then he will want to be sick and pathetic at home and not spread germs
- everyone send love to my poor husband 😖🥺
- Hazey
- Aw, sorry guys, that sucks! Hope he feels better soon!
- LaPointerDog
- (hollzy can get sick???)
- Young'n
- (i know, right?? i was thinking the same thing!)
- Holmeboy
- (It just seems like he would be above that?)
- (He gives superhuman vibes yk?)
- Bood
- Sorry to hear it, cap! We’ll set aside some leftovers if you can't come!
- Barrett
- Is everything good? He seemed fine at All-Stars. Harris is offering to bring you guys some cider if you want any, he swears it's good for colds.
- LaPointerDog
- (harris stays reading our texts over troy's shoulders lmao)
- CapnRoz
- yes he will be fine
- thank you for leftovers
- and yes, shane is superhuman, he can control his immune system, it is genetic i think
- whenever he is going to be sick during the season he politely says “no thank you” and saves it for his next day off like a very responsible boy 🤞
- Barrett
- Lol.
- LaPointerDog
- (lowkey don’t know if he’s joking tho. That sounds like hollzy)
- LucaHaas
- (I feel compelled to point out that we actually have a younger centaurs chat and putting certain texts in parentheticals doesn’t do anything about who reads it) But I hope Shane feels better very soon!
- Bood
- @CapnRoz Yeah, that sounds like Hollzy alright
- Rooks, you're fucking killing me
- Young'n
- no but deadass, how serious is cap being rn?
- Holmeboy
- Honestly I cant tell either
- But Hollzy seems like a serious mind over matter dude so idk
- CapnRoz
- i am being very serious
- spends the first two weeks of every summer sick like a dog
- ruins every vacation 😒😒
- he thinks hockey is more important than spending time with lovely husband
- Barrett
- Hollzy has a lovely husband?? Where?? Since when??
- CapnRoz
- i will cut you barrett 🔪
- Bood
- No violence! There are children listening!
- Hazey
- @CapnRoz I’m doing errands all afternoon if you want me to swing by with anything!
- You guys would be on my way back from the pharmacy!
- CapnRoz
- thank you wyatt (only good centaur) but we are all good
- medicine cabinet is 100% stocked in Hollander-Rozanov house 🫡
- yuna keeps a whole hospital in the second bathroom
- Bood
- Yup, that sounds about right!
- CapnRoz
- yes, we are all good
- shane is very used to having a sore throat ;)
- Young'n
- BOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅
- LaPointerDog
- ohhh broTHER THIS GUYS STINKS
- Bood
- Man, fuck you.
- Dykstra
- Tbf, I did chuckle
- LucaHaas
- Wait, I don't understand :(
- Shane is sick often? Is he okay? I thought you were joking
- Bood
- NO ONE FUCKING EXPLAIN
- Young'n
- 🫵🫵 WHORE
- LucaHaas
- Oh wait, I understand now.
- I wish I did not.
- :(
- CapnRoz
- ;)
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- Shane Hollander
- Hi Zane, sorry, I wasn't looking at my phone yesterday. I apologize.
- I am feeling much better today, however, and I wanted to let you know that Ilya and I are planning on attending your barbeque on Saturday
- I am asymptomatic and no longer contagious, and Ilya doesn't seem to have caught the bug I had, but we would understand if you would rather us sit this one out.
- (And sorry again for my husband)
- Hey Hollz! Glad you're feeling better, would definetly love to have you!
- And don't worry about Roz! You don't have to apologize for him, it's all good!
- Shane Hollander
- Thank you.
- Please let us know if we can pick up anything for the BBQ. I know Harris is bringing cider but maybe wine? Ilya might bring vodka for himself, but I will make him share if the WAGs want to host a cocktail corner.
- Sure, that'd be great
- As long as it won't irritate your throat, Hollz!
- Shane Hollander
- ...
- I hate this team.
- I'm sorry, I had to! 😂😂😂
- Shane Hollander
- You did not.
- Shane Hollander
- Thank you for the invitation anyway. We will be there.
- You are always welcome, Hollz. See you Saturday!