A 100% serious oneshot of a 100% serious ship
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“Grantaire, put that bottle down!” said nanny plum. “No you stupid bitch” said Grantaire. Nanny Plum pulled out her wand (kinky) and turned him into a frog. “Well R, I knew you liked the colour green!” Then they made out. And the wise old elf and Enjolras cried. The end.
So me and my friend somehow discovered that the ben and holly's little kingdom fandom is a thing? Those guys love plumric. I love enjoltaire. @what1sgo1ngon accidentally said plumtaire instead of plumric, so this was born. I'm so sorry.
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