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Look, I'm just trying to keep my coffee black and my lawn intact. That's a tall order when your neighbors are the MacDougals—a family of retired New York mobsters in witness protection. I've learned to deal with the chaos, but I'm still trying to figure out the man watching them: Special Agent Strait McCool.
He's the Mountie. Full uniform, perfect posture, and a rigid, terrifying dedication to protocol. He conducts his surveillance from a majestic white horse, yelling: "For Canada! Where no flower assault goes unpunished!"
He's also dangerously handsome and professionally baffling. He’s supposed to be monitoring organized crime, but he keeps interrupting stakeouts to offer me formal "Standardized Mitigation and Compensation Packages" for everything from crushed lilies to noise violations.
With my best friend Cookie meddling in his operational perimeter, I’m being dragged closer to the Sargeant than is strictly authorized. I just haven't figured out why his official job description includes checking on my welfare with such over-the-top operational enthusiasm.
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