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1. Terms & Conditions by Ukendeavour

   Fandoms: The L Word (TV 2004)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/F
   • Work in Progress

   30 Apr 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tina Kennard/Bette Porter
   • Tina Kennard
   • Bette Porter
   • Helena Peabody
   • Jenny Schecter
   • Dana Fairbanks
   • Alice Pieszecki
   • Tasha Williams
   • Lara Perkins
   • Shane McCutcheon
   • Carmen de la Pica Morales
   • Slow Burn
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Fake Marriage
   • Alternate Universe – New York City
   • Age Difference

   Summary

   Tina Kennard needs money. Bette Porter needs a wife.

   With £2.5 million on the table and a deadline closing in, Helena Peabody proposes a solution that is equal parts outrageous and airtight: a contract, a performance, and a marriage that has to look real enough to fool the world.

   There’s just one problem.

   Neither of them can stand each other.

   Yet.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,052

   Chapters:

   7/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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