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1. We Don't Sleep, But We Like Sleeping In by thegirlofthorns

   Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland
   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Charles Rowland (DCU)
   • Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Sharing a Bed
   • Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne Loves Charles Rowland
   • Charles Rowland Loves Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne
   • Riding
   • Frottage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Hand & Finger Kink

   Summary

   “Considering that we have purchased a specialized bed for…. certain nighttime activities-” Edwin cleared his throat – “I think it safe to say that we are not going to forget one another’s visage the moment we place our heads upon the mattress, regardless of the particular sheets we choose.”
   “Good point, that.” Charles reached out to take Edwin’s hand. “Purple it is, then. But maybe-”
   “I am not sleeping on neon sheets, Charles.”
   “You aren’t sleeping at all,” Charles pointed out.
   Edwin held up a stiff palm in a gesture of finality. “I am not fucking on neon sheets either.”
   -
   Or, the one where Charles and Edwin buy a bed despite being unable to sleep.

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   English

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