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1. I Don't Get Paid Enough For This by Manmade_Morality

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Teen And Up Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   10 May 2026

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   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Reader & Author
   • Reader
   • Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Hirotsu Ryuurou (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Elise (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Random Unnamed Port Mafia Guys
   • Regular World But Reader Works In A Cafe
   • Well. Regular Bungou Stray Dogs World Anyway.
   • Still In Yokohama. unless......
   • haha just kidding
   • unless?
   • im so bad at tagging guys
   • BE AFRAID. I MIGHT ACCIDENTLY SPOIL THINGS :)
   • no beta we die like shibusawa in dead apple
   • well. no technical beta.
   • my good friend is in the dark about most of the events but i do have to check for validity on occasion
   • using autism for evil
   • specifically their autism
   • THE CAFE NAME WAS CHOSEN BEFORE I WATCHED DEAD APPLE
   • hey. the scene chuuya was resting in dazai's lap?
   • anyway
   • im gonna have Chuuya come in and grumble about dazai at some point but idk if that counts as implied dazai/chuuya
   • i do like em tho
   • Mention of guns
   • Guns Used
   • There's The Typical Things From BSD
   • Knives
   • Guns
   • Queers
   • Dazai gets his own trigger warnings
   • GUYS LOOK OUT !!!!!
   • I Wrote This While Listening to Will Wood's Music
   • Specifically hit alkbum "In case I make it"
   • I CHOSE THE CAFE'S NAME BEFORE WATCHING DEAD APPLE.
   • shhhhh
   • 2nd person POV
   • I think thats how its referred?
   • POV Second Person
   • begging you guys to listen to Sex Drugs Rock N' Roll by Will Wood
   • William Woodiam....
   • NOT ALL THE CHARACTERS TAGGED WILL SHOW UP IMMEDIATELY
   • and also ill. prolly add more tags too
   • willard by will wood my beloved
   • ive never had a job sorry if its innacurate
   • Or money
   • or a home
   • im a poor victorian boy
   • give me arsenic
   • reader is just so done
   • reasonably they should be scared of the mafia but theyre also behind on rent and one of those is a bigger concern
   • its the rent
   • Referenced violence
   • Not shown in the fanfiction but like. you know what the mafia is doing when they walk in to get a customer out
   • guys im sorry if theyre a bit ooc im doijg my best
   • the start is rough. im a bit bad at starting typing
   • everything else is good i think
   • Reader has a personality
   • but it might not match yours
   • reader TRIES to be nice
   • it mjught not work out. but theyre trying
   • no beta we die like Fyodor
   • And By That I Mean Multiple Death Fakeouts From The Author
   • we're friends now btw

   Summary

   The Reader Insert in which the reader works at an old cafe called The Candied Apple, a local spot in Yokohama. Not too popular, but that might be because of other local businesses- You know, the flower shop across the street, the A.D.A, the other cafe up the street, the Port Mafia doing occasional negotiations at the back corner table, and that little blond gal who runs off from the black-haired man that looks suspiciously like that man from the 100% unintimidating building in the middle of the city.
   Which isn't suspicious for one reason.
   You're not paid enough to care.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,249

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   11

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2. Bookmarked by Jviceb0x

   08 May 2026

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   Bookmark Tags:

   • #friend

   Bookmark Notes:

   This is great Tea