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Summary:

Stupid ass chatfic (I wanted to do one)

Elliot: What is this
Noob: It's you.
Elliot: What do you mean it's me

Notes:

I'm pretty sure most people in both the forsaken fandom and the suction cup man fandom don't know what lego island is but we ball
Also no spoilers for lego island because I couldn't bother to give a shit (The only reason lego island characters are in this fic is because it's funny)
And no spoilers for suction cup man besides the first episode because again I couldn't bother to give a shit

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: This group chat is your soul

Chapter Text

>All the survivors and killers joined

>Suction cup man joined

>Infomaniac and Brickster joined

 

Stupid ass gc - 9:27 PM

 

Elliot: What is this

Noob: It's you.

Elliot: What do you mean it's me

Noob: It is your soul. This group chat is your soul.

Suction cup man: Fuck you

Suction cup man >> Let's play 8 ball!

Noob: Bet

 

Suction cup man: Guys what the fuck is this talking about

Suction cup man >> Penis gained 400 steps!

Suction cup man: When was climbing shit stepping

Taph: why is your name "Penis"

Suction cup man: Oh

Suction cup man: How do i phrase this

Suction cup man: Fuck it we ball

Suction cup man: My penis ran away

Veeronica: b3tter g0 c4tch it

Dusekkar: My condolences, but you should get on a roll for your reversed hole.

Suction cup man: No like it ran away last year

Veeronica: @Builderman

Builderman: No i'm not giving this rando my pet dih

Veeronica: d4mm1t

 

Infomaniac: Hello, everyone! This place is kind of creepy, I do admit, can anyone give me a tour?

Suction cup man: Old man yaoi

Infomaniac: Wh..what? What is this.. peculiar thing called..ehm.."yaoi"?

Suction cup man: This is why I climb your tower's walls bitch

Infomaniac: Woah! Very foul language! It's like the Brickster when we put him back in jail...That pesky fellow...

Brickster: Sup chat

Infomaniac: Holy fucking shit who gave him a phone

Brickster: I stole one from the police station

Brickster: Don't tell anyone

Infomaniac: Wha--? Uhm.. Ok, a secret is a secret.

Shedletsky: You're keeping secrets with a fucking children's game terrorist

Infomaniac: U mad?

 

Brickster: Oh look it's the mean mean chicken machine

1x1x1x1: You're already cool

Elliot: We got another one. Also of course you come in the instant Shedletsky is mentioned

Brickster: Oh look it’s the mean mean pizza machine

>C00lk1dd invited Pepper

Pepper: Fuck you

>Pepper left

Infomaniac: What?

C00lk1dd: SORRY!!! Didn’t know he would do that

1x1x1x1: You type like a fucking 6th grader

Elliot: He’s 10.

1x1x1x1: Mf

Suction cup man: I’mma go make a sandwich

Slasher: Bet

 

Guest 666: Bark bark

Noob: My frien

Veeronica: my tw0 fr3n5

Guest 666: Yay :D

1x1x1x1: Gay bitches

Two time: hello everyone! sorry i was out picking nightshades with azure… anyways daily quote of the day! Sacrifice 7:13 “Will the Spawn devote his soul to you, you must devote your soul to the Spawn”

Two time: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>Infomaniac went online

Infomaniac: Hello, everyone! I found this website called “AO3”, and then discovered what yaoi is, and…wow is this beautiful…

>Pepper invited Pepper

Pepper: I told yo ass you’d like yaoi

>Pepper left

Infomaniac: What?

Infomaniac: Ignoring that…I recommend to all of you “Telamon’s Bonus”! It really goes in-depth about how a baby is built brick by brivkxgj

Builderman: NO.

Shedletsky: I stole his phone

Builderman: NO NO NO IT LEAKED

Builderman: IT LEAKED

Two Time: I’m very curious about this “telamon’s bonus”

Two Time: Does anyone have a link

Taph: You don’t want to know.

Dusekkar: I have the full version archived somewhere

Builderman: WHY DO YOU HAVE IT ARCHIVED

Noob: I could get back to work and repost it

Builderman: NOOB…

Shedletsky: Send it to me when you repost it I wanna see how funny it’s gonna be

Builderman: SHEDLETSKY…

Guest 666: Send it to me when you repost it I wanna see how hot it’s gonna be

Builderman: GUEST 666…

Guest 1337: hi guys ^^

Guest 1337: WHAT.

Guest 1337: Thank god I was the last guest

Guest 666: HEY

Guest 1337: Lmfao

 

Bluudud: Guys stfu I’m on stream

Noob: Put your phone on do not disturb.

Bluudud: No because then I wouldn’t get pings from yall

Noob: @everyone clown on this ho

Brickster: LMFAO TS MF DUMBER THAN PEPPER WHEN HE GAVE ME PIZZA

>Pepper invited Pepper

Brickster: Oh no.

Pepper: Fuck you

>Pepper left

Brickster: Oh ok that’s it this time

Brickster: Phew

>Pepper invited Pepper

Pepper: 210 Residential St, Lego Island 25435

>Pepper left

Brickster: BULLSHIT

Infomaniac: Maybe I shouldn’t have told Pepper about that…

Brickster: WHAT THE FUCK

>Pr3typr1nc3ss went online

Pr3typr1nc3ss: sup hos

Pr3typr1nc3ss: OMG WHAT IS HAPPENIING IM CRINE

007n7: Penis

Pr3typr1nc3ss: what

007n7: Fat furry femboys on my screen

>Pr3typr1nc3ss went offline

Notes:

I had this sitting in my google drive for like a while

Tbh I only wrote the rest to get it to a reasonable amount of words