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Do you require correction?
The trailblazer room was… unusually lively. Not because of him, but because Sparxie had completely taken over his gaming setup for today.
She sat in his chair, legs tucked up comfortably, fully immersed in her game—clicking, laughing, smack-talking other players like a toxic gamer she is.
Meanwhile, the actual owner of the room?
Caelus was sprawled on the sofa next to the pc so that Chat did not see him, lazily scrolling through his phone.
“…You know,” he muttered. “Out of all of the PCs. , Does it have to be mine?”
“Shh,” Sparxie muted her mic and waved him off without even turning. “Lizard boy and darling March won’t even let me set foot in their room, so yours will have to do gray hair.”
“Alrighty then.” He sighed.
He leaned back, then—out of boredom more than anything— decided to open her stream.
Chat was moving fast.
[Sparxie clutch!!]
[My goat]
[WIFE WIFE WIFE]
“…Seems fun,” Caelus smiled.
He kept watching chat/emotes and subs go really fast.
Then he paused.
“…Huh?”
His eyes narrowed at a cluster of messages repeating over and over:
[UWOHHHHHH]
[YOU NEED CORRECTION 💢💢💢]
[😭😭😭]
He blinked.
Sparxie laughed so hard that she even entertained the idea that she needed to be corrected. Does chat even realize who they’re talking to?!
“…What kind of battle cry is that?”
Sparxie, still focused on her game, didn’t notice him sit up.
He stared at chat again.
More of it.
Spammed.
Relentless.
“…Is this… some kind of cult?”
He approached Sparxie desk- well, HIS desk. She did not pay any mind as she’s still focusing on her game.
Caelus grabbed a spare gaming chair, sat next to her and spoke clearly DIRECTLY into her very much live microphone. This got chat hyped and curious.
“Hey, Sparxie.”
“Mm?” she hummed, still clicking away.
He grabbed his phone and read what’s on his screen DIRECTLY to the mic. “What does *ahem* ‘UWOHHHH YOU NEED CORRECTION ANGER EMOJI CRYING EMOJI’ mean?” Slowly read the message and asked like a curious child.
The keyboard stopped. Her character stopped moving. The entire stream… froze.
Chat went dead silent for exactly half a second—
Then—
[CLIP THAT CLIP THAT]
[NO WAY HE JUST ASKED THAT LIVE]
[BROOOO 💀💀💀]
[LMAOOOOOOO]
Sparxie slowly turned her head. Very slowly to her dumb raccoon asking that stupid question.
“…Why,” she said calmly, “would you ask that?” She smiled and tried to cool it off.
Caelus held up his phone innocently. “It’s everywhere. I assumed it’s another Sparxie lore stream.”
Chat exploded again.
[IMPORTANT LORE LMAOOO]
[SOMEONE SAVE HIM]
She dragged a hand down her face.
“…It’s not lore.”
“Then what is it?”
“You don’t need to know.”
“I already asked.”
“Then don't ask it.”
“I can’t. It’s been said.”
She stared at him.
He stared back.
Chat? Absolutely feral.
[MAKE HER EXPLAIN]
[WE NEED ANSWERS]
[LilGuiGuinevere donated: 5000 credits — “Explain it Sparxie 😈”]
“…I hate all of you,” she muttered.
Another donation popped.
[TileGamer4ever donated: 3000 credits — “CONTENT, CONTENT, CONTENT”]
Sparxie took a deep breath. Pinch between her nose bridged and ready to answer his questions
“…Fine.” She turned fully to the mic, visibly trying to maintain composure.
“It’s… a meme,” she started.
Caelus leaned forward, listening intently like a student.
“A very stupid meme,” she added.
“I love stupid memes, yes.”
“It’s used when people… uh…” she hesitated.
Chat spammed harder.
[SAY IT]
[SAY IT COWARD]
“…when people think something is… cute.”
Caelus was puzzled by this knowledge. “Okay..? That seems harmless.”
She twitched.
“…In an unhinged way.” Trying her best to explain without giving it proper meaning.
This caught his attention, He tilted his head. “How... unhinged are we talking about.”
She pointed vaguely at the screen. “That. That is unhinged.”
He squinted at chat.
“…They’re crying. And angry?”
“Yes.”
“And correcting you?”
“Yes.”
He had to think for a moment till he asked that will be the most rewatched/famous clips for Sparxie channel.
“Do you require corrections?”
Her face is bright red and slammed her hands on the desk.
“NO.”
Chat died laughing.
[SHE ADMITTED IT]
[CLIP CLIP CLIP]
[Cloud piercing Spear donated: 6000 credits — What have you done Caelus]
Caelus scratches behind his head, processing this weird slang.
“…So it’s like… chaotic admiration?” He asked innocently
“…Sure. Let’s go with that.” As she crossed her arm and eyes.
He nodded thoughtfully.
Then—
“UWOHHHH 💢😭”
Silence. Sparxie’s soul left her body and just gasped at what he had done.
Chat reached critical mass.
[HE USED IT]
[HE LEARNED TOO FAST]
[Mr Cold Feet OEM donated 10,000 credit — Caelus Buddy, you did NOT just say that in front of billion people here 😭]
She slowly turned to him, eyes wide in horror.
“…Take it back.”
“Nah,” he said calmly. “I understand now.”
“You don’t.”
“I do. It’s like—” he gestured vaguely, “—you’re small, chaotic, and people want to emotionally yell about it.”
“Gray hair that’s not how—”
“UWOHHHH 💢😭”
“STOP SAYING IT.”
“You need correction haha!!”
She lunged for him, grabbing his arm, trying to cover his mouth.
“Stop talking!”
“Mmmph—UWO—”
Chat? Completely gone.
[THIS IS THE BEST STREAM EVER]
[I’M CRYING 😭]
[Silver Wolf donate 50,000 credits — BAHAHAHA CEALUS I HAD TO USE KAFKA CREDIT CARD FOR THIS]
Sparxie froze.
Quickly turned to the camera.
Then pulled him closer, locking him in place with a tight grip, smiling sweetly—but with a dangerous glint.
“…Stream’s over my Sparxheads thank you so much for the generosity ok bye chat I love you!!!” In a panic tone while trying to be sweet.
“Wait—”
The screen cut to stream end.
⸻
Immediately when the stream ends, the clip is uploaded within minutes.
Titled:
“Trailblazer (boyfriend???) ask correction to Sparxie💢😭’ LIVE on stream (BIG MISTAKE)”
It went viral instantly.
And somewhere in Caelus’s room—
“…So did I do good?” He asked with a goofy grin.
Sparxie buried her face in her hands.
“I need a 3 days break...”
“…UWOHH—”
“CAELUS.”
Later on, Dan Heng had to explain the slang to Caelus while March was laughing hysterically. For some reason he didn’t feel completely guilty as this was a personal revenge.
Meanwhile Sparxie drowned her embarrassment in fool tavern while both Sparkle and Sampo teasing failed streamer with correction. 😭💢