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1. Hysterical and Useless by SODAFIZZY

   Fandoms: Dry - Neal Shusterman  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Apr 2026

   Tags

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   • Alyssa Morrow/Kelton McCracken
   • Alyssa Morrow
   • Kelton McCracken
   • Jacqui Costa
   • idk how to tag
   • authors first write
   • earthquake mentioned ig
   • Henry not-Roycroft mentioned
   • this is in English. Yay.

   Summary

   Kelton finds himself without-home due to an earthquake registering his apartment building... Closed. Alyssa, being the kind soul she is, invites him into her home until he's back on his feet. Suddenly, Kelton has never had feet.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   1,988

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

   8

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   32