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You always tell yourself that your household is just a little bit different from the others. That yours is a bit more unique, but still normal. An average teenager like you could never have a unique life right?
It is when you realize how your neighbor eyes you while seductively mowing his lawn, how your stepmom has the world’s broadest shoulders and fastest growing mustache ever, how your pet looks totally different from everyone else’s pets, how your brother bites his lips when you start rapping like a parrot on drugs... oh, and how your friend just always films everything from afar that, yeah, you have a crazy life.