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Pierre added Isack to « French, fuck yeah »
Isack
Fucking finally!
Can’t believe i was excluded from this group chat for so long!
Pierre
« So long » -> 1 month
Isack
Still!
Charles
Well, tbh we don’t use this group chat much so
It usually ends up badly
Esteban
Don’t see what you’re taking about
Pierre
Of course you don’t, you blind fucker
Charles
See ?
Isack
Bah don’t worry, I’m used to this
Even tho I’m the one fighting with Gabi
Kimi says that it’ll teach me « how painful we are »
Don’t understand why
Charles
Are all of the french people this painful to deal with?
Pierre
Calamar, you know that I love you
But go fuck yourself
I’m not like them
Esteban
Of course you’re not
Monsieur is better than everyone yes
Pierre
Yes
Also 🖕
Isack
Yeah, speaking of that
If this is a french group, then why are you here Charles?
Charles
First of all: rude
Second of all: those idiots need to be supervised in order to prevent a civil war
Third of all: therefore, it’s a french speaking group chat
Cause I’m definitely NOT FRENCH
Esteban
My ass, if it were a french speaking group chat, Lance would be here
Pierre
Esteban tries not to mention his boyfriend every 30 seconds, challenge impossible
Esteban
One day, I will truly kill you
Isack/Esteban
Isack
Are you really dating Lance?
Esteban
For fuck's sake
No
Isack
Ah sorry
Esteban/Pierre
Esteban
Transferred 1 text : « Are you really dating Lance? »
See what you’re doing?
Stop spreading dumb rumours on me
Pierre
No
It’s funny
And true
Stop being homophobic and embrace it
You can’t stay in love with me forever
Esteban
You know me and Lance are just friends
And that I’m not homophobic
And stop taking your dream for reality, I’m well over you
You were bad in bed
Pierre
As if
French fuck yeah
Charles
I’m just saying, put whoever you want in this group, but I will never be french
Thank God
Isack
A problem with french people ?
Pierre
Yeah you’re a minority here
I wouldn’t say anything too outrageous
Charles
Then add Lance, so I won't be alone
Pierre
NO
Esteban
YES
Pierre/Esteban
Pierre
« Just friend » uh
Why do you want him in the group chat so badly?
Esteban
Because we are friends and I want to talk to my friend
Duh
Also, because you’ve added Charles so it’s only fair for me to add him
Yet you don’t see me throwing dating allegations between you too
Pierre
Yeah no that would be gross, he’s like a brother to me
Esteban
Yeah
And it wouldn’t be nice for Yuki
Pierre
Uh ?
Esteban
What would he think if there is a rumour going around that his boyfriend is dating THE Charles Leclerc?
Pierre
Yuki’s not my boyfriend???
Esteban
See how it feels?
You don’t have the monopole to ship people
Pierre
Ship?
Esteban
Ollie taught me this word, it’s when you create a relationship between two people
And if it irrigates you, just now you two are worst than me and Lance in the « acting like a couple/like we’re in love
Pierre
We’re SO not !
Esteban
You literally said on camera that you wanted him to become Yuki Gasly
And to get your name tattooed on him
Do you want more examples ?
Pierre
It’s just jokes
It’s called having a good relationship with your teammate, but you don’t know how to do that, do you?
Esteban
Yeah sure
I have a great relationship with Ollie and we’ve never been like that
Pierre
Whatever
French fuck yeah
Isack
Then we let democracy choose !
All of you who want to see Lance in his group chat , like this message
Liked by Charles, Esteban, Isack
Pierre
Isack?
Isack
It’s part of my plan to spread french all across the grid
Pierre
Ughh fine
Pierre added Lance to « French, fuck yeah »
Lance
What is it ?
Isack
A French group chat
Charles
French speaking*
Pierre
Just because you keep saying that doesn’t mean anyone is listening to you Charles
Lance
No, I agree, the distinction is important
No hate toward France but Canada is just better
Charles
Lot of hate to France you mean
Esteban
At least we don’t have temperature trying to kill us 😝
Lance
Este
I have been to Normandy with you, it might be hot, but the rain is definitely trying to drown you
Isack
Wow first person ever to say that Normandy is hot
Esteban
Rain is manageable, but when it’s -20C outside like it can be in Canada, it makes you seriously consider suicide!
Lance
You’re too dramatic, you’ve never been truly cold when you came in Montreal
Pierre
I’m already tired of them
Somebody please save me
Pierre/Charles
Pierre
Do you think me and Yuki look like a couple ?
Charles
And you ask this because …?
Pierre
Don’t worry
Just answer
Charles
I mean yeah, it’s easy to think that you are, hell even I thought you were hiding your relationship back then
But you’re not
If you’re worried about people opinion, you shouldn’t
Fan make everyone dates everyone in the paddock
Some of them are convinced that I’m dating Max so🤷♂️
Pierre
Yeah but you want to date Max so it’s not helping
You’re the least subtle guy i know
Charles
Jeez i was only trying to help you, that was uncalled for
Pierre
Yeah sorry, just it’s painful sometimes to see you around him
Do you plan to ever tell him ?
Charles
And lose what we have ?
There is no way
I’ll die lonely
Pierre
And you say I’m the dramatic one