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*Epic intro plays with clips of every battle in PJO and HOO*
Hazel/Piper/Annabeth: Welcome to Demigod TV! Reporting live from the Argo II!
Annabeth: This is Demigod TV! Here with the latest news-
Piper: The best jokes-
Hazel: And everything in between!
Annabeth: I think some introductions are due.
Piper: Your hosts are me, Annabeth and Hazel!
Hazel: Our main reporter/ interviewer is Frank.
Annabeth: Our professional chef is Percy. (Don’t ask why!)
Piper: Our weather boy is, obviously, Jason. Our repair man is Leo.
Hazel: Our Cameraman is Nico (who politely agreed to do it with one condition).
Annabeth: Our medical professional is Will.
Piper: Lastly, but certainly not least, our battle professional, with a PHD on the art of war, is Reyna.
Annabeth: Well then, ladies, what is our first topic?
Hazel: I hear there is some news in Camp Jupiter, Frank is now live on the scene.
*Camp Jupiter*
Frank: Thank you, Hazel! Today, the streets are bustling with Romans, hating on Octavian.
*Camera turns to a random roman*
Frank: Excuse me, Ms. What are your thoughts on…all this?
Random Roman: Octavian is a disgrace on New Rome! He tried to rage battle on the Greeks for Juno’s sake! He was blind to the real threat, Gaia, and, OH! He also turned on REYNA for crying out loud!
Nico: True.
*Frank shoots a nervous look towards Nico/the camera*
Frank: Thank you ma’am. This was it from us!
Nico: (whispers) We won’t interview that vermin called Octavian.
Frank: True, Nico, back to The Argo II.
*Back to the Argo II*
Hazel: Thank you, Frank!
Piper: Now, a word from our sparky- I mean weather boy.
*To Jason.*
Jason: I don’t know why we’re doing this but today is going to be sunny in both camps but Jupiter/Zeus is not happy with New York today as it’s expected to be a storm. (whisper) Wonder why… Well, New Yorkers, stay in today!
*Back to the Argo II*
Annabeth: Thank you Jason.
Hazel: Now we have a real delight!
*Estelle walks in.*
Estelle: Turkish delight?
Hazel: (surprised) I didn’t mean that. Everyone, welcome… ESTELLE!
*Huge cheer erupts.*
Fandom: WE LOVE YOU, ESTELLE!
Piper: (charmspeaks) OK, that’s enough.
Annabeth: We asked you to ask some questions to us!
*Percy, Leo, Jason and Frank walk in*
Annabeth: Today’s question is; What is our favourite ship?
Leo: The ARGO II!!!
Percy: (Holding Estelle) I don’t think they meant that ship. My favourite is Percabeth.
Annabeth: Aww! Seaweed Brain!
Frank: Frazel! Definitely!
Hazel: Yes! Me too!
Jason: Me and Piper.
Piper: Jason…I am so sorry, I love you, I love our ship but I have to go with Percabeth.
Jason: I understand…
Leo: Brason!
Jason: What’s Brason?
Leo: It’s you and a brick, silly!
Jason: WHAT?!
Percy: (smirking) Oh! I forgot about that!
Frank: TEAM BRASON!
Annabeth: We already wrote some fanfics about it.
Hazel: And have you seen the art? It’s amazing!
*Piper chuckles*
Jason: OK…That’s enough.
Annabeth: That’s it for today!
Hazel: We will see you next time on-
*Reyna, Nico and Will comes in*
Everyone: DEMIGOD TV!