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On Saturday night at 11:45 pm, Canada went to sleep.
On Sunday morning, at 6:00 am, the sun began to rise, and with it, the rest of the world —
Except Canada.
Canada continued to sleep.
At 7:15 on Sunday morning, America invited himself into Canada's house, pulled open the blinds, and threw himself on top of Canada's bed, yelling "Up and at 'em Bro!"
But Canada just rolled over and continued to sleep.
At 8:00 Sunday morning, America dumped a five gallon bucket of ice water on Canada's head, soaking the bed, the blankets, and Canada himself.
But Canada just threw an arm over his face and continued to sleep.
At 12:00 Sunday afternoon, America organized a marching band right outside Canada's window, with tubas and snare drums and air horns, but Canada just pulled his blanket over his head and continued to sleep.
At 2:00 Sunday afternoon, America enlisted England and France to help. France began to Flambé a dish right beside Canada's bed. England accidentally knocked it over and set Canada's bed on fire. America put the fire out.
But Canada just threw his blanket off and continued to sleep.
At 3:45 Sunday afternoon, America crashed through the roof in a homemade flying machine, but Canada just sneezed and continued to sleep.
At 5:00 Sunday afternoon, Australia came over to help, and set free seventeen angry crocodiles in Canada's room.
Canada just hugged the nearest crocodile tightly and continued to sleep.
At 7:15 Sunday evening, Canada's family decided enough was enough, and tried to get Russia to physically pull Canada out of bed forcibly.
Canada pulled an Ak-47 from under his pillow, fired two warning shots, and continued to sleep.
At 9:00 Sunday evening, a freak Meteor shower rained down on Canada's house, demolishing it to rubble, but Canada just pulled a piece of rubble over him like a blanket and —
... continued to sleep.
At 10:00 Sunday night, everyone finally gave up on trying to wake Canada and went home.
Canada continued to sleep.
At precisely 7:00 Monday morning, Canada woke up, stretched, and glanced around his room.
"What the Fu-"