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The heart of bluelock : @everyone I need your help...
Happy bee : What's wrong Isagi?😱
Copy cat : Is the matter serious ? Cause you never tag everyone
The heart of bluelock : VERY SERIOUS !
The better Itoshi : I'm not interested in your lukewarm topic...
The heart of bluelock : Rin please don't say like that 🥺
The better Itoshi : ..... So.... What's your problem ?
Blue rose 🌹 : Yoichi... Tell me.... Iam gonna solve it for you?
The heart of bluelock : Really??
Magician 💫 : Yep... Just ask we will do our best to help you...
The heart of bluelock : So can any of you be my boyfriend ? For a day ?
Everyone : What?
Saeitoshiofficial : You want what?
Spanish rabbit 🐇 : Interesting...
The heart of bluelock : My parents want me to have a romantic relationship.... I said I am not interested in girls then they said a guy is fine too...
CEO of no2 agenda : Why are they doing this? Don't they know relationship is harmful for your career right now?
The heart of bluelock : You don't know Asian parents... They are not forcing me... But I don't wanna make them sad since I adore my parents a lot...
God sprinter : What type of guy do your parents prefer for you?
The heart of bluelock : They are fine with anything... They just want to see me happy...
Blue rose 🌹 : Loving parents huh? Never heard it before...
The sadist : You should take Kaiser.... He deserves parental love... I am sure your parents will treat him like their son....
Blue rose 🌹 : I don't mind it though.....
Magician 💫 : Then I will go too... Your parents will definitely like me....
Blue rose 🌹 : Why you ?
Magician 💫 : Why not? I could be a better boyfriend than you...
Saeitoshiofficial : You two are foreigners ....Most Japanese parents don't like their children having foreign partner
The better Itoshi : Besides they saw the whole NEL.... They saw how toxic you two were to Isagi.... There is no way they will like either of you....
Lazy genius : Dude..... You were literally giving Isagi death threats..... You can't talk.... I am the only Isagi rival who never had any toxic beef with Isagi... Iam the best option
Copy cat : Nagi.... No one wants a lazy bum like you..... Isagi you should consider me.... Iam from the richest family.... Iam smart , talented... Your parents will like me for sure...
The heart of bluelock : Thanks Reo.... But if I pick you people will call me gold digger.... I don't want that...
Spanish rabbit 🐇 : What do you think about me... Happy kid...
Saeitoshiofficial : They will think you are a thug or something like that because of your scars
The heart of bluelock : Bunny you are a good guy... But my parents don't wanna hear you wanting to die
Shidou's bestie : Isagi Hugo might be a very good option.... He is gentle , is a good listener , he is a perfect husband material.... Your parents might like him...
God sprinter : ..... Wait.... Charles is not supposed to have his phone right now... Cause I remember Hugo snatching Charles's phone cause he watches too much brainrot
The sadist: 💀
Princess : Bro was caught in 4k...
God sprinter : Anyway Isagi Yoichi.... What do you think of me... I am the most well behaved guy out of all
The heart of bluelock : Not you..... Anyone else?
God sprinter : .....Am I that bad?😭
Magician 💫: Serves you french people right....
Saeitoshiofficial : You know ..... I won't mind if you ask me out.... You do fit my standards....
The heart of bluelock : .....But I don't like you.... You are far away from my standards...
The heart of bluelock : I finally understand it now...
Everyone : What?
The heart of bluelock : I analyzed everyone of you .... I finally understood it now.... The missing puzzle I was looking for is none other than....
Everyone : WHO?????
The heart of bluelock : BAROU!
Everyone : WHAT???
King : What??? This donkey likes me...
The heart of bluelock : Barou...... I know you might think Iam joking.... But I want you to pretend to be my boyfriend in front of my parents.... Since you act like you don't care but you actually care , you know how to cook , you prefer cleanliness over anything else.... So I want you Barou
Barou : ......
The sadist : Barou doesn't say anything...
Happy bee : Poor Isagi got rejected...
The heart of bluelock : Seems like that 🥺
"King" changes the chat theme to "love"
Everyone : WAIT WHAT????
The heart of bluelock : I will send you the date in private message 😘