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  1. SOMEBODY GET A MOP! by

    Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

    18 May 2026

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    Varka Boreas is a PE teacher and coach. For what sports? All of them. Football in the fall, hockey in the winter, track and field in the spring, baseball right before summer, and the list goes on. He is charismatic, popular with the staff and kids, the principal's godparent, runs marathons in his free time, is a terrible karaoke singer, and the list goes on and on because, unfortunately, Illuga has a fat crush on his coworker about twenty years older than him.

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    High school counselor Illuga gets locked inside a janitor's closet with Coach Boreas, and learns a thing or two.

    Edit: LOOK AT THIS INSANE FANART??? https://bsky.app/profile/the-bowen-arrow.bsky.social/post/3mmqg66igfs2s

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