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1. there's gotta be a joke about baby-birding here, i'm just not funny enough to make it by UncStillGotIt

   Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

   • Explicit
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   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Apr 2026

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   • Matt Johnson/Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Matt Johnson (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Jay McCarrol (Nirvanna the Band the Show)
   • Episode: s02e04 The B-Day
   • Shotgunning
   • First Kiss
   • Blow Jobs
   • First Time Blow Jobs
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Weed
   • author doesn't smoke weed I hope it's not too obvious
   • this is inspired by every fall out boy fic where patrick can't smoke cause he has to sing so they shotgun
   • it never gets old
   • overuse of the nickname bird
   • Making Out
   • Love Confessions
   • in my world that wasn't a pot brownie in the episode
   • jay's just like that

   Summary

   Jay stops with a few inches between their faces, and Matt’s lips part in response, waiting for Jay to deliver the rest of the hit to him. Matt needs Jay’s help, needs Jay to do this for him. The way his head is spinning is definitely from the weed now.
   He opens his mouth and—

   ——
   matt and jay shotgun <3

   Series

   • Part 2 of nirvanna the band the show episodes except i add kissing

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