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CAPIRON SHIP HUB
[a LiveJournal fandom community]
👤IronManFanNo1
Hey y’all, writing this post because idk if you saw the photogs from Oklahoma involving the Avengers but yeah, this shit happened:
Yo when I tell you I yelled? Is it happening? Is it actually happening? AHHHHHHHHHH?????!!!!!!
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👤CaptainAmericasBigTitties
👤TonyCapFan
I have been screaming for the better part of an hour ALS;KJDF;ALKSJFL;ASJFL;ASDJFLA;SDJF;ASLFJ
👤StarkSurprises
Oh thank god no1 decided to take a shot at someone else babe like my heart can’t take this torture anymore just let them be happy pleaseeeeeeeeeee
👤IllMannered
I’ll believe it when we see the marriage announcement--'s legal in NY so they need to set an example for the rest of us gays, not to mention the rest of the super community. Fuck knows these guys need a marriage to bring the two sides together else were gonna have another Reg vs Ind issue on our hands
👤DaisyFlower
Yeah don’t put that evil on us again, one big massive blow out was bad enough and on top of all the other shit that happened before that??????????? Yeah, let’s leave that crap at home kthxbye, especially for those of us who actually LIVE HERE in NYC
👤TanaTonyQueen
I just want them to be happy
👤SammyMcSamuelsonLuvsTony
I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND???????? Who took this pic and how did they get this like are these fuckers getting inside scoop now this is WILD man
👤Wafflecap
I love these two, dark hair and light hair got me in a chokehold, who do you think is the seme and the uke
👤avengersfan1346
Have you read the metaposts on tumblr about the timeline for their relationship? I dunno if its made it over here yet but its amazing, god, someones been rooting through their trash or sumthn
👤hollaatyaboi
That’s fucking gross
👤SheHulkMyFutureWife
Your Mom’s gross
👤DaisyFlower
Okay, to STOP BEING TWELVE...
I can’t stop being worried that this is an interim fix though. I mean they were close and super friendly for years, we’d see them all the time here in NYC, especially in Tribeca and NoHo and p much everywhere in the LES and FD, but then it just got weird when the SI weaponry went off the market and we all know Cap’s a big military guy. I don’t think Cap’s gonna be happy for long if IM doesn’t sell??? And then boom, my renter’s insurance goes up because there’s another superhero fight in my neighborhood
👤Villianaranda
Nah Cap sided with the people not getting weapons and IM sided with the govt getting them so idk where you’re getting that stuff, Tony Stark’s a fucking fascist and idc if they repealed SHRA
👤DorianGray [MOD]
Hey everyone just a reminder that this is a ship pop culture comm if you start talking spicy politics we’re gonna get purged. Don’t make me ban you.
👤GoldenCompany1
Yeah, we’re supposed to be talking about them dicking each other down amirite????
👤RilPogoTonyNerd
Haha, don’t do THAT either, ABORT ABORT ABORT
👤greekblues
All I’ll say is that these two do look hot, you should check out my quizilla and FFN page, and I would pay a lot of money to see them fuck
Tony glances at the acronyms, blinks, and opens a browser.
Two hours and a change of pants later, he has a LiveJournal account that’s back-hacked to have a long history of commenting for activity purposes, and all for one very specific purpose:
👤TheGuyWhoPlaysTennis
That picture was probably taken by Hawkeye, because Hawkeye seems like an asshole. How it got on the internet though, I have no idea. And Captain America is the last person who cares if Iron Man is selling weapons to literally anyone, so jot that down right now.
As for your renter’s insurance going up when there’s a fight, though, that sucks. You using the MSF grants? They’re pretty good, I’ve heard.
👤DaisyFlower
Yeah, they’re pretty good but they definitely don’t cover as much as we’d like. If you’re a NYer what part & do you have issues? Bc we’re having problems getting some of the local councils to actually push through the funding unless there’s a certain amount of claimants over a certain percentage in grant allocation, which isn’t always accepted based on demographics apparently? It’s really awful because a lot of people are being turned out on the street for it.
👤TheGuyWhoPlaysTennis
That’s definitely not how THAT’S supposed to work WTF???? Makes me think doubledipping in some of the neighborhoods, which, yeah, okay, that’s also unsurprising in some places too
👤DorianGray [MOD]
Hey, last warning. This shit is gonna get us purged for being too spicy under the new LJ guidelines that are starting to come out, I won’t ask again. Go to DMs or I’ll ban you.
“Hey, what’re you up to?”
Tony glances up, blinks, and smiles slow. “Hey Steve, want to fight corruption and also make some people cry uncontrollably?”
Steve raises an eyebrow.
👤TheGuyWhoPlaysTennis
Anyone tries to purge this site because I’m asking a NYer to explain to me, the main funder of the Maria Stark Foundation who compensates affected NYers during disasters, how they’re not being compensated for damages covered by my family’s foundation, I’ll direct them to speak to my army of lawyers. I advise you to do the same.
👤DorianGray [MOD]
OH MY GOD?????????????????????????????????????????????
👤DaisyFlower
Oh, okay, so there really is a god, got it. Anyway, I’ll DM you the deets.
“Hey, do you mind if I buy this website?”
“No,” Steve says, pressing a kiss to Tony’s crown before heading to the bathroom, stripping off his running clothes as he goes.
Tony glances down at his cock, catches sight of Steve’s magnificent bare ass as he steps into the bathroom, and decides priorities are important. Besides, what can lawyers do right this second anyway, especially in the face of a naked Steve Rogers?
👤TheGuyWhoPlaysTennis
Cool beans, you do that and I’ll make sure the MSF investigates immediately.
Nice to meet you all, your community’s amazing. Steve’s gonna love the art. But I’m gonna run, I’ve got a very important meeting to make and I can’t miss it!