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1. Something Very Bad Almost Happens by minithemouse

   Fandoms: Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Jules Cunningham/Rachel Harkin
   • Rachel Harkin
   • Jules Cunningham
   • Nicky Cunningham
   • Nell Cunningham
   • Portia Cunningham
   • Jude Cunningham
   • Julian Cunningham is called Jules
   • Jude is Jules's son
   • Rachel becomes Jude's stepmother
   • Jules and Nell get divorced
   • Found Family
   • Rachel Harkin's bloodline is cursed
   • Rachel is saved from the curse
   • Rachel Harkin doesn't become The Witness
   • Portia Cunningham is a lore-accurate bitch
   • Canon Compliant
   • Post-Canon
   • Victoria Cunningham is kind of a bitch
   • Nicky Cunningham is the real asshole
   • Nicky gets what he deserves
   • Jude is slightly less of a shit
   • Jude redemption
   • Rachel and Jude bond
   • Slow Burn
   • Marriage Proposal
   • Marriage of Convenience
   • Accidental Marriage
   • Rachel and Jules bond
   • Canon Rewrite
   • Canonical Character Death
   • rewriting the end because wtf!
   • Soulmates Are Real
   • Jules unknowingly becomes Rachel's soulmate
   • soulmates are subjective
   • Rachel finds comfort in Jude
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Eventual Smut
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Jules and Rachel trauma bond
   • Nell gets a happy end too
   • Rachel and Jules elope
   • cabin in the woods type shi
   • Psychological Horror
   • Jules is a little weird at first
   • Rachel doesn't like Jules in the beginning
   • psychotic family
   • Supernatural Elements
   • Inspired By The Blair Witch Project (1999)
   • somebody had to write this
   • borderline cheating but not really
   • Nicky and Rachel grow apart over time
   • Jules and Nell have already called it quits
   • Jude is motherless (not for long)
   • everybody else can go fuck off
   • wip so i might change a few things
   • Rachel's POV
   • Jules's POV
   • the whole thing is a spoiler so read at your own risk

   Summary

   Well fuck.

   Rachel doesn't know how it came to this. Well, she does, but then again, does she really? Was saying yes to Nicky's proposal was the beginning of the end? Yes, it was. Then again, how was it her goddamn fault if this curse had been plaguing their bloodline for generations? Her life feels like it's going down the toilet, and she's begun doubting everything.

   Well, not everything.

   If she could, she would go back to that grimy old bar again and pummel the fucking creepy old guy to death because WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! The dick was the one who had spread the curse to her bloodline and who had abandoned Marianne, her great-great-great-great-great-great-whatever, at the altar, so why was she being punished for it?! She wanted to believe that this was just a drug-addled hallucination from a particularly strong puff from her daily supply. But as much as she wanted this to remain a side-effect of drug use, it wasn't.

   And it never would be.

   So she would smile her fucking face off, pretend that everything was okay, and survive this madness. She had to walk down that fucking aisle and face it.

   If only Jules would stop talking about it.

   Language:

   English

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