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Eridan has been working at this grocery store for over seven months now and it did nothing but decrease his faith in humanity and its life choices. The life outside of work is just as grand. When somebody disses his immaculate cash register logic, he counterattacks.
His quest cointains: bookshelf climbing, vague amounts of wizard references, critical views of a well-known BBC series, ciphered hate-letters, calamitous amounts of rainwater, noisy neighbours, a leaking pipe, a sinking couch and a box of passive-aggresive condoms.