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1. How to Train Your Harbinger (Don't) – Varka's unofficial guide to befriending divine weapons. by Chicchan

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Scaramouche/Varka (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Varka (Genshin Impact)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Paralysis
   • Humor
   • Identity Issues
   • Gaslighting
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Love Confessions
   • Falling In Love
   • Scaramouche is Called Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)
   • Scaramouche is a Menace (Genshin Impact)
   • Soft Varka (Genshin Impact)
   • minor lohen/mika
   • not beta read we die like Pierro should

   Summary

   Varka walks into Dottore's lab, steals a very angry paralyzed puppet, and accidentally kidnaps a Harbinger.

   (Scaramouche keeps telling everyone he's the Sixth Harbinger. Varka keeps telling everyone he's delusional)

    

   Scaramouche: I am the Sixth Harbinger!
   Varka: That's nice, kitten. Open up for the choo-choo train.

   Language:

   English

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