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Summary
Osamu Dazai has decided to propose to Chuuya Nakahara.
No one knows why. Probably not even Dazai himself. Maybe it was a Tuesday. Maybe Chuuya made that ridiculous gesture with his hat and something clicked in that bandage-wrapped brain. Maybe he just wants to see how far the universe's patience can stretch before it collapses in on itself.
The point is, Dazai is going to propose to Chuuya. And that, coming from him, raises some uncomfortable questions:
How many ways can one man ruin a romantic proposal?
Is it legal to hide a ring in food that will be swallowed without chewing?
Can a subordinate refuse to participate in a wedding choreography under threat of termination?
How many consecutive "no"s can an ex-mafioso take before he starts reevaluating his life choices?
What does a certain someone think about all this? (Spoiler: he doesn't think. He acts. With violence.)
And the most important one:
Will Dazai survive his own marriage proposal, or will he end up as a lovely porcelain decoration on someone's shelf?
Or: Where Dazai discovers that proposing to the man who controls gravity is a terrible idea (spoiler: he does it anyway)