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1. The Oldest Profession by espresso_six_shots

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
   • Mr Brown (Good Omens)
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Misunderstandings
   • Getting Together
   • Oblivious Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Mrs Sandwich is a seamstress
   • Gabriel is Called Jim (Good Omens)
   • and Jim is an idiot
   • Masturbation
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Top Crowley/Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Dom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Soft Dom Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Sub Aziraphale (Good Omens)

   Summary

   There’s an unusual new shopworker on Whickber Street. One who just so happens to be tall, and handsome, and dressed entirely in black. But where does he work? And what does he do, exactly? A certain bookseller with a penchant for vintage clothing would be very interested to find out.

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