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A Very Stick Figure Group Chat

Summary:

Red decides to talk on the gc with everyone on it at 3 in the morning

Definitely goes perfectly well

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Red: HEY YALLLLLL (✿◠ᴗ◠)

Green: red its like 3 in the frickin morning 😭

Red: chill bro its not like we’re on the main group chat 🥀

Green: we literally are idiot 🥀🥀🥀

Red: No!

Oh..

Yellow: Why are you two texting right now?

Green: none of ur business

Yellow: It’s “your” not “ur”.

Red: grammar police 😂

Blue: you woke me up from my dream about netherwarts >:(

Red: boohoo 😭😭😭

Blue: don’t push it red…

Green: pfft

Purple: what are you guys doing???

It’s like 3am…

Red: so?

Purple: …ok?

Green: hi purple! :>

Purple: hi G! :3

Red: grape duo mentioned?!

Green: RED SHUT UP

Red: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIRR~~~~

Blue: Red started it

the gc i mean

not your relationship 

Green: BROO

Red: DID NOT

Green: bro you literally did!

Purple: XP

Chosen: what is this

Red: GROUP CHATTTTTTTT

Chosen: and why am i on it?

Green: idk prolly ur mom :P

Blue: guys where are my netherwarts

Yellow: your.. 😑

Red: PFFFT

no where 😏

Blue: red…

Where are they

Red: i just told you!

Stupid

Blue: EXCUSE ME?!

Orange: can you guys please shut up

Dark: YOU ALL SUCKK

Purple: …

Green: hi dork lord :)

Dark: EXCUSE ME!!!??



Chosen: im not a part of this

Red: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Orange: Red shut the f**k up

Red: no lol 😂

Purple: guys King told me to stop texting 😭

and im barely texting 😭

Yellow: Just mute the group chat.

Purple: i tried

I cant 😭😭😭

Dark: LMAO 💀

Yellow: interesting..

Chosen: hold on Dark won’t stop yelling

Blue: lol

Dark: yo hey Cho AH HOLY I said shut up PLEASE HAVE MERCY PLEASE

Orange: oh gosh…

Purple: pfft what the heck 😂

Green: LOL

Red: LOL HAHA

Blue: where are my netherwarts

Chosen: he was using voice text :)

Purple: !?

Green: that makes it better XD

Orange: guys i just want to sleep 😭

Red: You always want to sleep!

Victim: hmm what is this

what

yea

Yellow: What?

Green: what 😭

Orange: what the heck 😂

Chosen: ???? 



Red: LOL

Blue: RED CLIVE BECKER

Red: hm?

Blue: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BELOVED NETHERWARTS

Red: PFFTBDUSJMW

Green: you don’t need tho stupid drugs  blue

Blue: THEYRE NOT STUPID AND THEYRE NOT DRUGS

YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND

Yellow: It’s “those” not “thos” 😭

Victim: Why do you guys have drugs? :l

Orange: ask blue

Dark: oh my gosh

you have no idea what i’ve been thru

Green: Lol  

Yellow: It’s “through” 🤦

Green: stop with the grammar bro

Yellow: It is my job to educate.

Green: we dont need to be educated by a nerd

I dont want to become a nerd

Red: OHHHHHH

Orange: yall are so loud 😭

Red: naur!

Green: Lol we are 😛

Where did blue go??



Red: oh he’s been pinning me to the wall for several minutes now 👍

Purple: ……

Blue: I have business to attend to >:)

Green: oh no 😭🙏

Red: oh crap

Purple: Red…?

Red: please blue I neeed this!…

My mom is kinda homeless 🥺👉👈

Blue: no bro

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orange: oh gosh 😭🙏🙏

Yellow: 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chosen: what’s happening?? 



Yellow: Red is getting absolutely destroyed! 😂😂

Chosen: and you’re ok with this?

Yellow: Why not? 😂😂😂😂😂

Purple: LOL

Dark: CAN I JOIN :D

Chosen: no.

Dark: :(

Victim: why am i on here?

Chosen: don’t ask me

Victim: i wasn’t idiot

Chosen: say that again…

Victim: ok

I wasn’t idiot

Chosen: I WILL F**KING MURDER YOUR WIFE

Dark: chill bro! I was the one that did that the first time anyway

Victim: excuse me?

Orange: hold on guys something just happened upstairs

Yellow: erm…

I don’t think Red is okay

Green: PFFFFT

Purple: what happened

Orange: oh gosh..

Green: what happened up there??

Yellow: Blue found the TNT 😂😂

Chosen: these kids arn’t mentally sane 

Purple: ?!?!



Dark: 💀💀💀

Victim: …what…

Green: 🤣🤣

Orange: oh no 😂😂

Blue: business has been attended :)

Green: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Yellow: 😂😂

Orange: XDDDDD

Dark: 😂💀

Chosen: DARK

Dark: what 😏

Victim: this is making me

uncomfortable…

Red: :|

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Purple: Should i be concerned? 😐

Yellow: No, we're good 😂

Blue: Red’s playing with Gold rn

Yellow: OHHHhhhhh my 😭

Green: OHHHHHHH 😭🤣😂😭

Orange: I shouldn’t be laughing should i 🤣🤣😂😭😭

Chosen: Lol

Dark: XD

Purple: ……

Victim: who’s Gold?

Green: oh no

who wants to answer that?

Yellow: I’m good 👍

Blue: Purple?

Green: THATS WRONG 😭😭🙏🙏

Blue: :P

 Green: Orange is dying of laughter downstairs 🤣🤣🤣

Orange: I

PFT

I-

WHHEEEEEZEEEEE

Yellow: 😂😂😂😂

Green: 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

Chosen: what is happening there?!

Dark: 😂😂😂😂

Orange: WHHEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEEE

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ive never heard Orange laugh like this before 😂😂😂😂😂

Purple: …… pfft

Yellow: 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂😂

Chosen: whos gold?????

Dark: 😂😂🤣🤣

Blue: he’s prolly hangin with Orchid too

Yellow: DDDDD:

Orange: WHHHEEEEEZZZZEEEEEEE 😭🤣😂🤣😂😭😂🤣😂😭

Green: OH MY GOSH 😭🤣😂😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

Purple: really guys…?

Chosen: I don't even know who these people are 😭

Dark: gu-

Guys

I- I can breathe

Im laughing too hard 🤣😂🤣😂

Yellow: You can???😭✌️

Green 😭😂😭

Dark: **cant 😭😭😭

Blue: 😂

Orange: you cant breathe??



I cant either!

We can be suffocating buddies :D

Green: LOLL

Red: WHATS SO FUNNY DOWN THERE!??!?!?



Orange: WHHEEEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chosen: can someone tell me who these people are?

Dark: XD XD XD

Yellow: 😂😂

Blue: Vic?

Hes prolly with Gold too 😔✌️

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chosen: WHOS GOLD???

Dark: AHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orange: WHHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEEEEE

Yellow: 😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣

Green: oh my gosh 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chosen: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE BRO

Dark: oh no im wheezing too 😭✌️

Blue: LOLLL

Victim: XD

Chosen: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

Red: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON🤣🤣🤣🤣

Orange: WHHEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEE

Green: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chosen: ANSWER MY F**KING QUESTION 

Red: GUYS 🏆🧱💀🪦

Pffft get it?

Orange: WHHEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE 🤣😂🤣😭🤣😂😭😭😂🤣🤣😂😭

Blue: LOL YES 🤣😭😂😂😭🤣

Yellow: Yes 😭😂😭🤣😂

Victim: wait what?

Green: what? I don’t

Red: 😂😂😂🤣

Chosen: bro i give up 

Dark: gold bricked and died?

Orange: WHHHEEEEEEZEZEZEZEEEZEEZEZEZEZEEZEZEEEE 😂🤣🤣😭😂😭😂🤣😂😭🤣😭😭😂😭😭🤣😂

Green: 🤣🤣🤣😂😭🤣😂

Red: NO

Chosen: Wtf?? 😭🙏

Blue: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Victim: 🤣🤣🤣

Red: 🤣🤣😭😂🤣😂😂😭🤣😂

Dark: 😭🤣🤣💀😂😭🤣💀💀😂😭🤣

King O: What is this

Green: SH*T *left*

Yellow: *left*

Orange: WHHEEEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE- *left*

Red: 🤣🤣🤣 *left*

Blue: SHOOT *left*

Dark: i didnt say it 

also f**k you rando *left*

Victim: uhm *left*

Chosen: …

King O: ……

Were you part of this?

Chosen: IDEK WHO THERE TALKING ABT BRO

DONT BLAME ME 

*left*

King O: ……

 

 

 

Notes:

Hope you enjoyed (✿◠ᴗ◠)

Poor Chonut never got an answer 😭🙏