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  1. Turner Classic Movies 2.5: Aftermath by

    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

    01 May 2026

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    (Webseries era, temporarily-blinded Matt goads angry shitfaced blueballs’d Jay into beating the pulp out of him, which of course turns into dry humping.)

    There exists a sanctified space of equilibrium where Jay teeters on the borderline between affectionate-drunk and angry-drunk. Matt has learned to recognize it over the last few years, and they’re mired deep in it right now.

    “Why can’t you just find a good girl? A nice, sweet girl?” Matt’s tone is kind and level. He’s channeling his mom; these are the kinds of questions she’s asked him six hundred times.

    “That was a good girl.” Jay’s voice drops to a new low, weighed down with implications. Matt’s stomach churns – and not from the Hawaiian pizza earlier.

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