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1. ain’t nobody home tonight by matchinglaces

   Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kurt Kelly/Ram Sweeney
   • Kurt Kelly & Ram Sweeney
   • Kurt Kelly
   • Ram Sweeney
   • Kurt Kelly's Father
   • Ram Sweeney's Father
   • Title from a Heathers: The Musical Song
   • Song: Big Fun (Heathers)
   • Not Canon Compliant
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Might be OOC
   • not entirely sure - Freeform
   • Implied/Referenced Blow Jobs
   • Sloppy Makeouts
   • Drunken Kissing
   • not sure if M is the right tag for this
   • might be T
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added

   Summary

   When Ram wakes up, there’s two things he notices right away:

   One, the phone is ringing.

   And two, there’s a weight draped across his waist. He looks down.

   Shit.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,588

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

   175

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