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1. Take it slow, take it easy on me by Sic_itur_ad_astra2109

   Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   25 May 2026

   Tags

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   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary) (Background)
   • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Blood
   • this fic is targeted you know who you are
   • putting the bloody in bloodymary
   • Drunk Sex
   • Biting
   • Biting Kink
   • mutated simon
   • i love those weird little freaks i wish gay people we're real
   • Vulnerability
   • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
   • Touch-Starved The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
   • Monsterfucking | Teratophilia
   • maybe???
   • yeah probably
   • Drunkenness
   • Drunken Confessions
   • Drunken Shenanigans
   • Drunken Kissing
   • Simon has never actually been drunk before
   • the isopropyl alcohol doesn't count shut up
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Shameless Smut
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Established Relationship
   • they're both dumb
   • Anal Sex
   • Anal Fingering
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Men Crying
   • Crying During Sex
   • i need to put them in a tin can together and shake them vigorously
   • Making Out
   • Begging
   • They're both pathetic drunks
   • Teasing
   • Aftercare
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Author just really needs a socially acceptable outlet for all this freaky shit cooking up in their brain
   • Kink Discovery
   • no beta we die like ilyukhina and yao
   • Fingers in Mouth
   • Ryland grace has shitty knees just like the author
   • mild blood kink
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • mild body horror
   • Rough Sex
   • Body Worship
   • Masochism

   Summary

   While rummaging throught the storage aboard the Hail Mary, Grace finds a couple of Ilyukhina's bags of vodka that he must've missed, well what better use of it now then to share some with Simon, right?

   OR

   Simon might have left out some important details pretaining to his radiation exposure aboard the SM-13

   OR

   They get drunk and they fuck (with a twist) have at it freaks

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