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1. Room For Cream? by DiamondCatt

   Fandoms: Rick and Morty  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith
   • Rick Sanchez & Morty Smith
   • Rick Sanchez & Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Morty Smith
   • Other Ricks (Rick and Morty)
   • Original Characters
   • No Smut. Sorry about the potentially.. false advertising of the… sus title. 😅
   • Rick Sanchez Being an Asshole (Rick and Morty)
   • BAMF Morty Smith
   • He’s mostly badass for putting Rick in his place for his assholery
   • Rick apologizes for aforementioned assholery—eventually
   • retrowrimay26
   • Day 1+23
   • Day 1 writing prompt:
   • Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés
   • Day 23 writing prompt:
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Protective Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Angry Morty Smith
   • Cultural Anthropology crash course
   • more accurately called a crashout but ok
   • Eventual Fluff
   • Gentle Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Rick Sanchez of dimension C1-0605
   • Morty Smith of dimension P1-5534
   • No beta we die like my hopes and dreams of being patient enough to proofread my own 🐂💩
   • I know I put Rick/Morty as part of the relationship tag... but they don't really get together in this.. it's.. it.. more of a...
   • My mind: Rickorty if you squint. RICKORTY IF YOU SQUINT!!!
   • ... yea. whatever that is! 😅
   • ... No beta we die like my hopes and dreams for getting a proper night's rest. It was one of those "I wrote this instead of sleeping" moments..
   • I would like to apologize to my future self about the lack of sleep. Plz don't hurt me-
   • No AI was used—this slop is all my doing. 🙂‍↕️ 🙂‍↕️ mhm. Mhm.
   • (almost forgot the no ai tag. We’re good now)
   • Autistic Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
   • Autistic Morty Smith
   • (Rick's autistic characteristics I think are more obvious than Morty's. In this fic. at least..)
   • Adult Morty Smith
   • Fluff
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Fluff and Hurt/Comfort

   Summary

   Richard Sanchez of dimension C1-0605 is tired of his job, he wants to quit, his favorite coffee shop got shut down so he can’t even get his proper caffeine fix to make the days easier. Then one day, one of his buddies tells him to just “try a new place,” he was too tired to cuss him out for daring to utter such a thing to him.

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