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1. On The Ropes by sportfucker (SportFucker)

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
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   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   01 May 2026

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   • Gregory Goyle/Hermione Granger
   • Dudley Dursley/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Dudley Dursley
   • Gregory Goyle

   Summary

   Hermione Granger has a perfectly reasonable life: one daughter, one library job, one graduate degree, one ex-husband she gets on with reasonably well, and one highly irregular arrangement with Dudley Dursley that is not, technically, complicated.

   Then Gregory Goyle walks into the gym, notices a flaw in her Arithmancy calculations, and picks up two ten-gallon water jugs like they weigh as much as a pair of kittens.

   Several misunderstandings, one lemon tart, and a great deal of emotional logistics ensue.

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