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It seemed like only yesterday when Dairy Queen brought she and Burger King's daughter into the world. Princess Wendy's was a cheery, smiling child. Even though her parents were still shutting down rumors that her father was actually court jester McDonald, because of her red hair, it didn't bother her. In fact, she enjoyed clapping back at the trolls. The Queen worried that would be her downfall someday. The King asked his wife to not be so cold, like her Blizzards served upside down or they were free. Believe in their girl.
Today was the princess's special day. All of the Fast Food Dynasty when coming of age had a ceremony to show the world what they would now be known for. All eyes were on her as she stepped up to the podium.
Wendy's conjured a burger onto the podium. It looked like a typical burger of her father's at first glance: beef patty, cheese, bacon, bun, and all the fixings. But the patty was square shaped. "This will be called a Baconator! And all burgers I do will have square patties!"
Burger King beamed with pride and applauded.
The princess conjured a cup of soft serve ice cream along with a box of fries that looked hand cut with the potato skin still on them. She picked up a fry and dipped it in the ice cream. "My ice cream will be called a Frosty, and my fries will taste great dipped in it!"
McDonald opened his mouth to heckle, but was silenced by a frosty glare from Dairy Queen.
Last, Wendy's conjured a full meal. A crispy chicken sandwich with all the fixings. Fries, a drink, and a box of chicken nuggets. "For chicken, I will offer this Biggie Bag meal!"
Colonel Sanders raised his hand. "All of these are smart ideas! But young lady, you need something uniquely you!"
Wendy's smirked and conjured an image of all of her clapbacks and jokes on social media. "I choose to be known for my wit! The food is purposely a little bit of everyone in the dynasty who taught me everything I know!"
The crowd cheered.