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1. Mutually Assured Seduction by Pomegranate_Ink

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   21 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood
   • Percy Weasley
   • Oliver Wood
   • Albert Runcorn
   • Savage (Harry Potter)
   • Kingsley Shacklebolt
   • Dark Comedy
   • Romance
   • Inspired by Mr. and Mrs. Smith
   • Secret Identity
   • Roommates to Lovers
   • Falling In Love
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Assassins & Hitmen
   • Death Eaters

   Summary

   Percy Weasley rebuilds the Ministry’s reputation by day and eliminates its failures by night.

   Oliver Wood insists he’s just between opportunities.

   They share a flat, a growing list of petty grievances, and absolutely no idea they’re both hitmen.

   It only becomes a problem when they’re assigned the same target.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,686

   Chapters:

   5/8

   Comments:

   21

   Kudos:

   57

   Bookmarks:

   10

   Hits:

   577