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stupid fucksninsdgi little book about my dgr british school au lalalala

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ENTIRLEY just for fun me and twin were bored and i was on tiktok looking at ppls uk secondary school headcanons but my tiktok screen time ran out soooooo whateverrrrrrrrrr lalala im gonna add tags as i can- first chapter is charcahters and my headcanons for them, hoorayyyyyyyyy kay kisskiss :33

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Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • GCSES: Computer science (obviously, gets 8s/9s), German (gets 5-7s), History (i think he has an interest in the cold war specifically, gets 6-8s), and DT (only really took it for access to the 3d printers lol, gets around 5-7s)
  • Uses He/They (often mistaken as a woman obv, but it happens so often now that he doesn't mind she/her)
  • Went to the most NICHE possible secondary school. Like a train journey every morning he has to wake up at like genuinely 4 in the morning to get ready
  • This is because he didn't pretend to be a girl throughout primary school (only decided to give it a try during the summer holidays before year 7), and didn't want people from his new school to know.
  • Told teachers he was transfem (most were accepting) to get around boy-girl-boy-girl seating plans and teachers accidentally outing him.
  • Pansexual, not necessarily closeted or out, just doesn't think it matters enough to tell anyone. If you asked him he'd tell you but otherwise you'd never know. 
  • Favourite Radnor splash flavour is watermelon or lemon 100% fight me on that
  • Never in debt on his fingerprint ALWAYS up to date 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 funny because he brings packed lunch all the time- he only ever buys drinks or snacks

 

Mondo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mondoiloveyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

  • GCSES: Food tech (took it cuz he wanted to learn to cook, wasn't expecting all the theory- gets 4-6s still), PE (again, wasn't expecting sm theory, gets 6-8s), Spanish (gets 4s/5s), and Geography (NEVER goes </3 gets 3-5s)
  • Uses He/Him but genuinely won't give a shit if you use they/them for him. you might get snapped at otherwise though.
  • Has at least 10 other people from his primary at the school and talks to NONE of them. He doesn't hate them but they just never really need to lol
  • ALL the SEND teachers know who he is and keep a CLOOOOOSSEEE eye on him to make sure he doesn't end up getting into fights
  • has movements breaks for exams
  • Bisexual, VERY closeted, only his close close CLOSE friends know
  • Will defend the passion fruit Radnor with his LIFE he doesn't give a single shit that it's unpopular.
  • Somehow always only has like maximum £2 on his finger 

 

Taka!!!!!!! awwwwwww hes the cutest okay

 

  • GCSES: Hospitality & Catering (8s-9s), Economics (9s), Geography (9s), and French (8s/9s)
  • He/Him, will just politely correct you if you get it wrong
  • Only person from his primary school, maybe moved over the summer holidays or just picked a better school than one that was in his area lol
  • Autistic, had a hard time in school socially, has absolutely zero problems academically except often overworking/just doing too much 
  • In year 7 he had a TA over his shoulder CONSTANTLY because they heard he was autistic and had a hard time in school, and they assumed he struggled academically, and it REALLY annoyed him to be patronised and bothered by them so much
  • Does exams in the smaller room cuz he hates the amount of chair creaking in the big one
  • Bisexual but doesn't know that yet 😭 "wait...that's allowed..?" type shit 
  • He only ever gets water from the canteen, but of he had to pick, he'd get the lemon one
  • Always has at least £10 on his fingerprint, and buys things for people when they run out

 

HIRO!!!!!!AAHAISDHLDSHFKJDSHFHKFSDHFHSDK11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

  • GCSES: Drama (took it as a fuck about subject but turned out to actually be good, 6-8s), Media studies (3-5s), Woodworking (Never in lesson unless its practical, 4s/5s), and History (5-7s, he doesn't know how)
  • He/Him but genuinley doesnt give a single fuck. like at all. maybe if you think he's a girl he would laugh, but he really wouldn't care.
  • 2 people from primary are there, but they only really talk if they're sat next to eachother
  • Perpetually smells of weed and cigarettes- teachers keep a really close eye on him but they can never exactly proooooove he's done anything wrong cuz he's never been caught
  • Gets extra time on exams 
  • Unlabelled, really gives zero shits, but definitely likes women most
  • Definitely gets the apple and raspberry Radnor splash, or the tropical Radnor fizz
  • ALWAYS IN DEBT 💔💔💔💔💔 never has money EVER and always begs people to get him stuff and swears he'll pay them back (he NEVER does)

 

JUNKO!!!!!!!!!!!ihaveverymixedopinionsonherpleasedontshootmedead

 

  • GCSES: Art (never does the work right, gets 2-4s), Dance (teacher's favourite somehow, 5-7s), History (surprisingly pays attention! doesn't get the best grades though, gets 3-7s), and Textiles (5s/6s)
  • She/Her, WILL laugh at you if you call her they/them, and will call you stupid if you call her he/him.
  • knew a BUNCH of people from primary and is still friends with most.
  • Vapes SO MUCH it's insane, always gets the flavours that smell so sickly sweet it makes you want to vomit if u walk into the bathroom after her
  • always drowning herself in some kind of perfume
  • VERY VERY homophobic, but if she did some self searching she'd figure out it was internalised, she's Bisexual
  • CHERRY RADNOR FIZZ. ALL THE WAY.
  • Always only has around £5 on her finger

 

NAGITO KOMAEDA 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜me if i was real

 

  • GCSES: Psychology (nothing much 2 say, gets 5-7s), Art (greatly concerns his teacher, 6-8s), Drama (not too shabby! 6-9s!), German (5-7s)
  • He/They/It. Doesn't really care all too much, probably won't correct you if you get it wrong
  • Absolutely no friends- talks to most people, sometimes hangs around Hajime, but doesn't really know anyone
  • Was offered a vape once and pretended to like it because he was thankful, but HATED it.
  • Smells so so so so SO strongly of deodorant, he's absolutely terrified of smelling bad
  • Gay, doesn't really care though, but if someone asked he'd tell them
  • Lemon radnor splash is his favourite definitely
  • He doesn't eat at school at all unless someone offers him food or a teacher tells him to

 

Ibuki Miiooodddaaaaaaaaa:DDDDDD

 

  • GCSES: Music (obviously- Straight 9s and nobody knows how), Textiles (5-8s, never follows instructions), Drama (took it to learn better stage presence, 5-7s), Media studies (6-8s, surprisingly good at it)
  • She/any- Genuinely doesn't give 2 shits at all
  • Somehow simultaneously best friends and mortal enemies with everyone bar her main friend group 
  • ALWAYS has some kind of energy drink- she sells them for cheaper during exam season to struggling year 11s
  • Reeks of sugar 24/7
  • Pan, very out about it, and asks the school to organise pride events in june :)
  • RASPBERRY APPLE ALLLL THE WAY
  • Brings packed lunch :P

 

Akane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33333

 

  • GSCES: PE (obvvv, 7-9s), Food tech (took it to eat the results lmao 4-6s), Geography (5-8s, nothing much 2 say), Spanish (6s, didnt know what else 2 take lol)
  • She/Her, If you get it wrong she'll find it funny but there's no malice behind it
  • Best friends with nekomaru obviously, gets along with most people
  • Vapes occasionally- like when she's offered it by a friend, but not regularly, shes not a big fan
  • I feel like she loves body glitter, always has sparkly perfume of some kind
  • Doesn't know or care at all, literally gives zero shits
  • just water i think :P
  • always broke as hell </3333333

 

HI i will add more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some might also get changed lalalala hope u like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! k bye