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The tension in the room was so thick you could cut through it with Azure Lion's mighty sword.
Sat at a triangular table, three super powered individuals stared each other down. On the first side was the previously mentioned Azure Lion. To his left on the second side, the hulking form of the Curse from the Scroll of Memory he currently wielded back in his own world. And on the third and final side was the Nine-Headed Demon, his smile tight and his eyes narrowed. On the table, there was a letter which explained why they were here and that they would remain there for three hours until they were automatically transported back to their respective worlds.
It was the Nine-Headed Demon who broke the silence after some minutes.
"So." The serpent crossed his arms, eyes glinting in the dim light. "If this letter is to be believed, it seems that we all have something very special in common."
Azure Lion stiffened at the sudden break in the silence, and the Curse snapped its head to the snake demon. Finally, the former slowly nodded his head, his pink eyes narrowed at the demon in front of him. "...It would appear so."
The Curse bent its neck in a funny angle as it watched the two, a large blue grin slowly breaking across its face. "Indeed. Of course, as this letter suggests, I am sure that we will use our allotted time here to make civil discussion amongst ourselves."
The lion eyed the ink creature almost warily, merely grunting in response. The snake, meanwhile, leaned in with a sly smile.
"Of course. We are not savages."
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Ten minutes later...
"I AM THE SUPERIOR PARENT!!"
"YOU LOST HIM RIGHT AFTER YOU GAINED HIM!! SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE AN IRRESPONSIBLE DI-"
"FUCK YOU!! AT LEAST I ACTUALLY CREATED HIM TO BE MINE! THE TWO OF YOU JUST STOLE HIM LIKE THE LITTLE THIEVES THAT YOU ARE!"
"HE WAS BEING CORRUPTED BY SUN WUKONG AND THE REINCARNATED AGENTS OF HEAVEN, I WASN'T JUST GOING TO-"
"OH, HERE WE GO, MR. HIGH AND MIGHTY WHO JUST MOVED HIM FROM ONE CAGE TO ANOTHER-"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING START WITH ME, YOU HYPOCRITE!! YOU KEPT HIM IN A MUSTY OLD CAVE FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG-"
"TO PROTECT HIM FROM THE PRYING EYES OF HEAVEN AND THOSE INFURIATING OLD FOOLS DOWN IN THE UNDERWORLD, IMBECILE!!"
"I'LL SHOW YOU IMBECILE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT-"
"BRING IT ON, FALSE GOD!!"
"I SHALL RENDER BOTH OF YOUR WRETCHED, THIEVING SOULS ASUNDER!"
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They then promptly proceeded to beat the crap out of each other. Drabbles Enterprise employees magically healed them and erased their memories of this event so as not to cause any disruptions in their respective timelines.