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1. The Witch and her Knights by ReallyLongJune

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Multi
   • Complete Work

   05 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
   • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
   • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
   • Jade Harley
   • Dave Strider
   • Karkat Vantas
   • Threesome - F/M/M
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Jade Harley Has a Dog Penis
   • Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck)
   • mostly karkat being an angsty idiot
   • jade harley has two hands
   • Post-Canon
   • Earth C (Homestuck)

   Summary

   Movie night. Jade realizes Dave and Karkat are a pair of massive dorks that will never do anything without a little help, so she girlbosses her way into their pants.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,539

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   Comments:

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