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  1. The benefits of wanting to jump your best friend's bones after a geriatric knitting group spent $8002 to go on a date with him by

    Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)  

    05 May 2026

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    Eddie just spent $2,500 (plus Maddie's fee, of course) to buy himself at a charity auction.

    He wants to feel guilty about it, but he really can't bring himself to. Granted, there is the little bubble of nerve in his stomach because Maddie hadn't exactly said what her fee was and he has a sneaking suspicion it isn't going to be the monetary kind.

    He did not, however, expect to want to spend money on someone else.

    Or: Eddie gets so turned on by Buck at the auction that he wants to ride him into oblivion.

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