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    Summary

    Shane's plan to get Ilya back at the All-Star game is foolproof, until he realizes Ilya has a girlfriend.

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    "Where's your movie star girlfriend?"

    Shane huffed out a breath and looked at Ilya. "There's no movie star girlfriend. We broke up."

    Ilya's eyes widened.

    "She's great, but—" Shane swallowed hard. "We're just not compatible, I guess?"

    The look on Ilya's face was completely indecipherable.

    "What about you? Where's your—" Shane broke off, unable to bring the word "girlfriend" to his lips.

    Ilya began to say something, but was interrupted by the girlfriend in question.

    "Hey, baby," she said sweetly, sliding in front of Ilya with her back to Shane.

    Ilya's eyes darted to Shane. "Ah, hi. Tatyana, this is—"

    "I want to go swimming," she said, and Shane couldn't see her face, but heard the pout in her voice.

    Her Russian-accented voice.

    Shane felt sick.

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