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1. Bark Like You Want It by gojibstar

   Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Ryland Grace/Rocky
   • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Ryland Grace
   • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
   • Pet Play
   • Puppy Play
   • Cages
   • Sleepy Sex
   • Failing Asleep During Sex
   • The Concept Of Feeling So Comfortable Mid Fuck That You Take A Nap
   • Well Technically Not Sex But. Y'know. As Close As These Two Can Get
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Rocky Misses His Mate But Loves His Dog. Does That Make Sense
   • Praise Kink
   • Degradation Kink
   • Just A Little Bit. They're Too Soft To Actually Be Mean
   • But Grace Likes Being Called Stupid
   • Anal Fingering
   • Also Just A Little Bit Of That
   • Laughter During Sex
   • Sexual Roleplay
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Rockussy Fingering
   • I Don't Know If I Should Call That A Vagina Or Not?
   • Subspace

   Summary

   “Pretty,” Rocky finally manages through a rough, static-filled burst from the translator. “Pretty pretty pretty, Grace…”

   Softly grunting, Grace swipes his thumb over his leaking cockhead. The substance there—pre-ejaculate, Rocky has learned from his lovely thinking device—neutralizes acidic urine in the urethra and lubricates the penis. A pleasure thing.

   What peculiar creatures humans are. So much of them: the soft gives of their bellies, the broad spread of their chests wherein their hearts beat and pump hot, eager blood, and their sweaty bodies, exist to give pleasure and be pleasured. Spoiled things. Rocky’s human is the most spoiled human of all.

   —

   Grace gets his cage. Rocky gets a puppet show. All is well aboard the Hail Mary

   Series

   • Part 3 of The Galaxy’s Golden Retriever

   Language:

   English

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