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1. What Happens in the Bathroom, Stays in the Bathroom by RookandHeron

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   08 May 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
   • Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Lavender Brown
   • Theodore Nott
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Neville Longbottom
   • what a wild ride
   • Teasing
   • angsty
   • Hermione Granger is a bad ass bitch
   • draco yearning
   • Good boy Draco Malfoy
   • Bad Boy Draco Malfoy
   • Tease Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy's Forearms
   • who's bathroom is it anyway?
   • why is no one else good at potions?
   • cupboard fun
   • Dry Humping
   • Pansy is fuming

   Summary

   Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her 8th year a little more rough around the edges since the war. Her relationship with Ron has all but dwindled out and she's feeling rather fed up of always being 'good'.

   Draco Malfoy has also returned, after all, where else can he go? He and Pansy both know their relationship is a waste of time but they continue to go through the motions for the sake of appearances.

   Cue: a mysterious and accidental bathroom meet-up and, well, it's all downhill from there.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,666

   Chapters:

   2/?

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   Kudos:

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