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    "It's just a drink, Weasley. Don't be so bloody precious."

    This story starts with sex. It continues with sex. And it ends with sex. But, reader, I regret to inform you that this is very much not a story about sex.

    An ode to very oblivious idiots, and the many and varied ways we deny ourselves what makes us happy.

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