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1. Half-Hour in Heaven by oceansmiller for madelineashtonsxanax

   Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   06 May 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Madeline Ashton/Helen Sharp
   • Madeline Ashton & Helen Sharp
   • Ernest Menville/Helen Sharp
   • (for the plot) - Relationship
   • Madeline Ashton
   • Helen Sharp (Death Becomes Her)
   • Ernest Menville
   • realtor AU
   • First Meetings
   • First Time
   • is it normal to fuck your client 1 hour after meeting her
   • if your name is Madeline Ashton then yes
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Lesbian Sex
   • soft sex aw
   • Helen is repressed and stuck in an awful marriage
   • sexual awakening
   • mostly Helen POV
   • occasional Madeline POV
   • Closets
   • Oral Sex
   • Multiple Orgasms
   • once again they are both down Bad
   • justice for pre-potion helen

   Summary

   Peculiar things can happen during a routine house tour when your realtor is Madeline Ashton....

   aka madhel house tour sex with a bunch of repressed desire and self-indulgent smut because why not

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   English

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