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1. Pick a rose, get the thorns by Spr0cketz

   Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Major Character Death
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   25 May 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Major Character Death
   • OJ/Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
   • MeTag/Poppy (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Cabby & OJ & Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
   • OJ (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Suitcase (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Cabby (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Poppy (Inanimate Insanity)
   • MeTag (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Taco (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Salt (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Trophy (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Silver Spoon (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Silver Spoon's Inner-Flame (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Pepper (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Evil Paper (Inanimate Insanity)
   • more tags will be added
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • OJ-centric (Inanimate Insanity)
   • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
   • No beta we die like OJ’s happiness in this
   • Rape Recovery
   • Revenge
   • Objects Are Humanized (Object Shows)
   • sort of a vent fic
   • I just want OJ being a canon survivor to be taken seriously by the fandom
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • poppy probably has low empathy
   • but that's okay because 'disability that makes you evil' isn't a real thing
   • minor racism
   • from an evil person
   • Molestation
   • Non-Graphic Rape/Non-Con
   • Paper (Inanimate Insanity) has DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder

   Summary

   After years of keeping the city clean, a prison break brings back all of OJ, suitcase, and cabby’s old villains they thought they locked away for good. Not only that, but OJ has some incredibly personal stakes in regards to one of the escaped criminals. With new recruit poppy’s help, the superhero team needs to put their foes away again once and for all, and hopefully get OJ trough the traumatizing ordeal unscathed.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   27,736

   Chapters:

   10/10

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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