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1. KonoMonogatari by UmaUmaa

   Fandoms: ＜物語＞シリーズ | Monogatari Series - Nisio Isin - All Media Types, この素晴らしい世界に祝福を! | KonoSuba: God's Blessing on this Wonderful World! - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Jun 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Araragi Koyomi /Darkness | Dustiness Ford Lalatina
   • Araragi Koyomi & Megumin
   • Araragi Koyomi & Darkness | Dustiness For Lalatina
   • Araragi Koyomi
   • Darkness | Lalatina Dustiness Ford
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Parody
   • Comedy
   • Masochistic Darkness
   • Vampire Araragi Koyomi
   • Crossover
   • In-Character (IC)
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Self-Loathing Araragi Koyomi
   • Masochistic
   • mutual misunderstanding
   • philosophical musings
   • Monologue-heavy
   • Internal Monologue
   • Footnotes
   • Canon-Typical Perversion
   • Slow Burn

   Summary

   “But, if you want to work with me, fine. But just know I don’t work for free, and I don’t care how noble you are. If you want to join me—show me your panties, and maybe I’ll think about letting you stay.”

   Koyomi Araragi is a vampire, a monster, and---according to himself---a total failure. His mind hazy, he wakes up in the town of Axel, a place that smelled of ale and woodsmoke---and lacked anything from his previous life. He wants to be alone. He wants to protect the pure. Instead, he encounters a noble crusader who views his "darkness" as an invitation.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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